casper

life is moving at a very fast pace....

my arms are back are sore from lifting and moving furniture, the new apartment is empty but its clean and its mine...

i got straight A's this semester. woot.

the other day at work a cute little one year old caught my eye, her mom was distracted by something, so the kid was smiling and waving at me,

im not one for kids, but i started making faces and waving back,

the mom saw the friendly interaction and swoops over, and swings the stroller away, with a snarl.

for that womans sake, i hope her daughter looks like me when she grows up.

i was a cute little blonde kid too, asshole.



november 06....




more flesh....



i call this one my 'taking a shit in heels' pic, i was actually listening to the girl talking to me on the couch across the way....candids are the shit!

last week i had to call 911 after being chased by a woman in an expedition, squealing tires, swerving around pedestrians, the whole nine yards....

why did she chase me?

because i was there and she was loaded. following me i can handle. ill drive to the cop station. but trying to ram my little pontiac FOR NO FUCKING REASON is retarded.

the bitch got taken away in handcuffs...

i hauled my fully decorated xmas tree down the street, sideways, in my car, going ten mph, with half of it hanging ou my rear side door.

last night i called a towing company because a van was parked in my spot,

just now it busted through an unlocked window to get into my former house...

im feeling more ghetto each and every day.

i need to get tattooed again, i deserve it.



Zane, i miss you.

im suffering from a blood-belching vagina right now...bummer....cramps...uuuuugh.



i love this one.

k, off to the dollar store to join the hoodrat society.


love,

Casper