My inability to start conversations is astounding.....turns out, I'm …

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Good morning cla-

To Whom It May Concer-

My fellow Americ-

Hi, how are y-

Whatever, I’m not an opener.

For the life of me, I cannot start any sort of conversation with an unmarried woman. Ever. When I do try my hand at it, I usually end up coming off like an asshole because the only people that get my sarcastic sense of...
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I've figured it all out.

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I'm going as @Tripodski for halloween. Now let the cyberstalking begin so I can figure out what that will entail....

tripodski:
Haha @carrcarr I reckon it would be pretty damn scary!
carrcarr:
Hahaha hopefully not TOO scary. That would defeat the whole point of going as a super popular photographer. @Tripodski
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