Today is my 1st Marine Division Officers' Birthday Ball!
Amy and I will look sehr kuhl in our outfits. Me, in my dress blue alphas, and Amy in a sleek black evening dress. Hopefully we'll both get stares and phone numbers. But so what if we don't? We can gamble! Primm Valley Resort and Casino, here we come! I'm gonna play the cheap craps table at $2 a bet and play all night. I'm cheap when it comes to gambling. I might also go over to the blackjack tables and try my hand at sticking to the matrix for once so I don't lose every time.Either way, I'll make sure to bet with a sober friend SO I DON'T LOSE MY SHIRT LIKE DAZE! HAHAHAHHA! He's on tour so I can make fun of him all I want from the comfort of my computer. nyah nyah!
Everybody else, please wish Lauren a happy birthday, and Dave, draw my picture on a paper plate and pretend I'm there. That's an order.
I'm outta here!
Amy and I will look sehr kuhl in our outfits. Me, in my dress blue alphas, and Amy in a sleek black evening dress. Hopefully we'll both get stares and phone numbers. But so what if we don't? We can gamble! Primm Valley Resort and Casino, here we come! I'm gonna play the cheap craps table at $2 a bet and play all night. I'm cheap when it comes to gambling. I might also go over to the blackjack tables and try my hand at sticking to the matrix for once so I don't lose every time.Either way, I'll make sure to bet with a sober friend SO I DON'T LOSE MY SHIRT LIKE DAZE! HAHAHAHHA! He's on tour so I can make fun of him all I want from the comfort of my computer. nyah nyah!
Everybody else, please wish Lauren a happy birthday, and Dave, draw my picture on a paper plate and pretend I'm there. That's an order.
I'm outta here!
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-nor was your paper plate visage, since I was out yupping it up. hahaha. so there.
Dave