I am: 23.5, feel older, a U.S. Marine, I run a newspaper and tv station, deal with media interested in us, and help community relations. I am somewhat attractive but have slightly unhealthy skin, my feet often smell, and I don't clean the apartment often. The plus side is that I will go to far lengths to hang out with those I call "friend" and am widely known as a team player. The main thing going for me is my success and aspiration to be more successful, all without adopting a stab-you-in-the-back mentality. go me.

I enjoy: dry fucking cheerleaders and smashing empty beer cans on my head. That said, I have never had relations with a cheerleader and I only drink beer from bottles or tap. I'll go on to say I like art in every shape and form (music, writing, performing, film, photography, canvas, etc.). I rarely sit at home without music playing in the background (as I tap my feet to The Pixies) and I am known to borrow books from anyone who will give them to me. I like to travel.

I am looking for: an honest, intelligent, generally good-intentioned, no-bullshit, beautiful, athletic or otherwise in-shape, sexual, open-minded woman between the ages of 18 and 30. She must be in college or have graduated with at least a 4 year degree, She must have high aspirations of success in whatever field she has chosen as a career. She has to be a somewhat clean person and have a healthy sense of humor. Cooking is a definite plus. Must be open to travel. I wouldn't mind 2.5 children... more or less (but defintely not EXACTLY 2.5...).