The first thing everyone wants to hear: I didn't wreck the car this time driving home from LA. It was a safe trip, that said...

The events of the evening elude the chronological order I usually put to these things. I met PoopyDave at his house and we ate Subway. We headed to BadMOJo's pad. We arrived and I poured 3 glasses of Absinthe for Penelope, Elvis, and myself. That finished what was left in the bottle I think. After that, Doc H arrived and layed down the science of spinning. Alice, Penelope and soon-to-be SG Gwen looked fab. Booshanky, Conceited 1 (angst), DigDug, Indiestargirl, PoopyDave, EricAllen, MacBastard, daze, FEJ, Maxx, rabbiteen, a35mmlife, xenos and myself all represented member-wise. If I left someone out, sue me. We ate, we drank, we sang happy birthday. It was good meeting BadmOJo's friends... some interesting and fun people. Once again, sorry about the car, BadmOJo. Those are the breaks. At least yours doesn't look like mine. By the way, Lauren, I haven't forgot about you. Glad you came out as always. Someone needs to stay sane and sober during our shindigs.If you didn't make it out, take the words of Alice to heart: Poop in your shoes.