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Fear and Chainsaws in Bucks County
By Christopher Gonzo Walter
We were somewhere around Ambler on the Pennsylvania Turnpike when Jenn and Lucas starting beating each other mercilessly and poking each other in the face with toothpicks like some sort of demonic children.
Dont make me turn this car around, you bastards! I shouted while trying to keep the car in the left lane.
He...
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By Christopher Gonzo Walter
We were somewhere around Ambler on the Pennsylvania Turnpike when Jenn and Lucas starting beating each other mercilessly and poking each other in the face with toothpicks like some sort of demonic children.
Dont make me turn this car around, you bastards! I shouted while trying to keep the car in the left lane.
He...
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I need a massage. desperately. playing the mad hatter at valley of fear (www.valleyoffear.com) is a royal pain. literally. i think he's trying to kill me. i have pics on my facebooks page (http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1306815038) of me as the hatter and there will be more. i think ill go to bed early tonight. mostly coz im bored and running out of smokes. yeah... bed...
porphyria:
Im going to be honest though, I dont have to admit this but I kind of feel like a huge enormous tool bag for having had met you before and it not clicking until a few hours later at the bar that I've talked to you before in person, I mean I meet you as spider originally after all... Do you forgive my transgressions? It's nothing personal it's just that I saw the spider more then I saw you the first time around so I didnt recognize the you second time around...if that makes any sense...but-but-but now that I kind of know the you I like it...if it's any consolation xp.
Zombie Prom tonight. Ithink I'm going to write a story about it for school. I mean since, this semester, I'm learning all about journalism. Why not? Put on some gore and move confidently into their midst.
captainlogan:
teehee... monkey
The return of the revenge of Captain Jack... only after he's gone to the dentist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuLyZNtQjTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuLyZNtQjTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DUS8xlrrgc
my youtube page is up and running. 3 things so far but more silliness to come
my youtube page is up and running. 3 things so far but more silliness to come
So, yesterday I'm hanging out with my daughter at my mom's apartment. we have a super late lunch (like around 4pm) and Sophia (my demon monkey child) is playin around and being a five-year-old when suddenly she trips and tries to break a table with her face. No more Karate Kid for her... Anyway, she starts bleeding so bad she looks worse than the prom...
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its hot. damn hot, REAL HOT! hotter'n the things in my shorts. i can cook things in it. a little crotch pot cookin.
now the actual size pic from comic con
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heartbaker:
Hahaha awesome
azurejunction:
LOL! Wow.... too awesome
now the actual size pic from comic con
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captainlogan:
thanks!!! im glad i was the only spider jerusalem there, but maybe i should have interviewed folks. hahaha
sharyn:
It was awesome meeting you dude 
I was never much interested in politics until recently. Like the past two years. I grew up in the 80's, which meant that crooked little fixers and gila monsters were running loose during the Regan and Bush administrations. I was also a bit too young to understand it. I remember the Iran Contra scandal... but vaguely. I recall Saturday Night Live starting the show with...
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