So MotherTeresa has tagged me.
Here goes.
20 Things you didn't know about me.
1. I was adopted from the Humane Society on April Fool's Day, so my parents celebrate that as my Birthday.
2. I am highly afraid of water, even if my bladder is going to burst, I will not go outside in the rain.
3. I don't like Citrus, but I will eat everything else.
4. My favorite place to sleep is curled up next to my mom's ass.
5. I let my sister Nani (the pug) lick my penis after I pee.
6. My tail is a poop trap, it is deformed so it blocks my ass.
7. I snore, but not as loud as my dad.
8. Nani snores the loudest of all.
9. When mom's not hom, I like to drag her bra out of the laundry and into the bed to sleep with it.
10. When I get my nails clipped, I turn into a big pussy fraidy cat.
11. I never bark except when the doorbell rings.
12. I don't even bark at other dogs.
13. I can waste hours just staring at the cats who live behind me.
14. I like to move around at night so when mom and dad wake up, the first thing they see is my ass.
15. iI act like my sister Nani is a big pain, but secretly I like her.
16. I am a whore for carrot sticks.
17. I may not have any balls, but I love to rub my penis on the carpet. I will drag myself across the carpet, especially when my mother has company over.
18. I hate to wear clothes, I love being naked.
19. I will wear clothes though, cuz I get lots of attention in a sweater.
20. I am not named after Julius Caesar, as many people assume. I am named after Black Caesar, the pirate.
Alrighty. Who to tag next? Let's go with SeanDave and PaulNikon
Here goes.
20 Things you didn't know about me.
1. I was adopted from the Humane Society on April Fool's Day, so my parents celebrate that as my Birthday.
2. I am highly afraid of water, even if my bladder is going to burst, I will not go outside in the rain.
3. I don't like Citrus, but I will eat everything else.
4. My favorite place to sleep is curled up next to my mom's ass.
5. I let my sister Nani (the pug) lick my penis after I pee.
6. My tail is a poop trap, it is deformed so it blocks my ass.
7. I snore, but not as loud as my dad.
8. Nani snores the loudest of all.
9. When mom's not hom, I like to drag her bra out of the laundry and into the bed to sleep with it.
10. When I get my nails clipped, I turn into a big pussy fraidy cat.
11. I never bark except when the doorbell rings.
12. I don't even bark at other dogs.
13. I can waste hours just staring at the cats who live behind me.
14. I like to move around at night so when mom and dad wake up, the first thing they see is my ass.
15. iI act like my sister Nani is a big pain, but secretly I like her.
16. I am a whore for carrot sticks.
17. I may not have any balls, but I love to rub my penis on the carpet. I will drag myself across the carpet, especially when my mother has company over.
18. I hate to wear clothes, I love being naked.
19. I will wear clothes though, cuz I get lots of attention in a sweater.
20. I am not named after Julius Caesar, as many people assume. I am named after Black Caesar, the pirate.
Alrighty. Who to tag next? Let's go with SeanDave and PaulNikon
