captain_deez's SuicideGirls Blog

I drinked tequila, cider and wadka me past drunkie

I hope I don' fucking puke .......... that would suck

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rxqueen:

you know, i think im scared of that moth.

Jul 22, 2003

rxqueen:

i hope you didn't puke either!

Jul 22, 2003

This is your captain speaking!

I order everyone to drink heavily this weekend, do something crazy an report it back to me, now go!

so tonight I've decided to make the best of my shitty tequila and margarita-ize it

two down eleventeen to go!

Lesson Learned from this week: Shitty Tequila is not worth the $$$, even for a free shot glass.

Hope everyone had...
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vim:

sweet moth dude!!!

Jul 21, 2003

citrus:

there must be other things to do with shitty tequila...
i may research and respond.

i ventured forth to tell you that captain d's is better than long john's.
you know this, i'm sure...
i've been deprived of the establishment and it's service since i moved to this neck of the woods.

i do like the moth.
hello

Jul 21, 2003

ok last night I was pirate like and drinking my captin morgans parrot bay coconut rum and decided that it was much to dangerous a liquor for me. back off the parrot bay deez!

today I bought a six pack of hornsbys and a bottle of cheap ass tequila (b/c it came with a free shot glass)

well... the tequila sux but it's doing the...
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vim:

dude?

Jul 17, 2003

punkinhead:

Aaarg, we should start us a Trading Ships show.

Only we won't trade so much as we'll just take all the shit we want.

and then keelhaul folks.

hehhehhehhhheh

pirates rule!

Midshipman Punkinhead

Jul 18, 2003

ARRR!!!

Good evening mates!!!

I hope everyone is getting there fill of rum tonight!!!

your Captain be drinking rum and lots of it!

I'll be cussing and breaking shit in no time! watch out!

lights out!! if you'll be drinkin you'll be doin it on the open deck with me under the stars and the full moon.

see you all in the mornin

-The Dread...
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vim:

ARRRR!!!....whar be the changin table on this here pirate vessel?!?!.....the wee ones got a poopy diaper...ARRRR!!!!

Jul 14, 2003

fractal:

crewman?
I don't swab no decks, arrrgggg

Jul 14, 2003

I've decided to become a pirate!

Please apply within to become part of my crew.

p.s. if anyone has a boat or a sword please share, that is all...

-Captain Deez-

See here for the first order of ranks!

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punkjr:

Arrrr!!

Slavemaster PunkJr reporting!

[Edited on Jul 11, 2003]

Jul 11, 2003

piercedvixen:

oh oh oh me i want to be a pirate a blood suckin treasure stealing pirate arrrrr!

Jul 12, 2003

Welcome to Tuesday
Please keep arms and legs inside at all times
thank you, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride

coffee, smoke

tonight will be a drinking night, haven't really hit the juice in a few weeks.

Tomorrow is our two year anniversary.