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Friday Jul 18, 2003

Jul 18, 2003
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This is your captain speaking!

I order everyone to drink heavily this weekend, do something crazy an report it back to me, now go!ARRR!!!

so tonight I've decided to make the best of my shitty tequila and margarita-ize it biggrin two down eleventeen to go!

Lesson Learned from this week: Shitty Tequila is not worth the $$$, even for a free shot glass. frown

Hope everyone had a good week and has a good weekend, wink

ph - keelhauling people although an outdated practice, should be practiced today. I think keelhauling would be a great crime deterent. I'm all for it! ARRR!!!

love your captain,

-The Dread Pirate, Captain Deez- skull ARRR!!!

ps I hope you like my pink lemonade moth pic smile
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
vim:
sweet moth dude!!! biggrin
Jul 21, 2003
citrus:
there must be other things to do with shitty tequila...
i may research and respond.

i ventured forth to tell you that captain d's is better than long john's.
you know this, i'm sure...
i've been deprived of the establishment and it's service since i moved to this neck of the woods.

i do like the moth.
hello smile
Jul 21, 2003

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