capncarrot3

I saw my very first genuine Religious Nut the other day. He was way out there, somewhere.

This was at the store. He was in the produce aisle. BELLOWING "Praise God! Where's the bacon?" I repeat: The PRODUCE aisle. Looking for God and Bacon.

I want to know why God, Bacon, and Eggplant are inextricably intertwined. This may bother me for some time. I also want to know just how many blog entries this guy has spawned.

The PRODUCE aisle.

God.

BACON.