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So, I've been trying to figure out a way to get myself motivated to actually get writing again. I think I've figured it out. I'm going to spend my saturday afternoons in a coffee shop. All my toys and books won't be around so I might actually get something done.
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I saw my very first genuine Religious Nut the other day. He was way out there, somewhere.

This was at the store. He was in the produce aisle. BELLOWING "Praise God! Where's the bacon?" I repeat: The PRODUCE aisle. Looking for God and Bacon.

I want to know why God, Bacon, and Eggplant are inextricably intertwined. This may bother me for some time. I...
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sassie:
i know...but i love crab. whatever haha.
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I have tickets to see B. B. King! Hazzah!
cece:
wow, bb king. impressive!

thanks for the comment on my self shot set!
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One of my neighbors has a dog that howls all the time. I wish I could figure out which apartment it was so I could complain. Alas, there's four possibilities here and calling up the managers to say "Someone's dog is too noisy, but I don't know which one." won't exactly be effective.
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Fornication: Originally from the Latin, meaning an arch, or high vaulted chamber.

I DARE you to use the original meaning in polite company:
"Oh my goodness, there is a great fornication in the new church."
"Have you been to the new corporate headquarters? Their fornication is INCREDIBLE."
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So I've decided to write a book. That makes me offically an unpublished author. Unpublished authors are more common than virgins at a Star Trek convention.
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So, I'm officially moved. Although not moved IN. There's an almighty huge pile of boxes here.

My priorities are obviously skewed though. Here's what I unpacked first:
#1. At least one box of books.
#2. At least one box of DVDs.
#3. Sheets for the bed.
#4. One cup for drinking out of.

Also, I've caught a cold. *achoo*
deunan:
Hey, my room is still full of boxes. But I plan on moving out soon.
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You know those internet Memes that say things like "Find out celeb which you are"? I wonder what happens when you ARE that celebrity and it says you're someone else?

I'll bet either Black Holes or Dark Matter come into play there, or something.
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That was a splendid evening. I won the first game of the evening. Plus, I had a Dirty Girl Scout. If you haven't had that drink I highly recommend it.

1oz Kahlua
1oz Vodka
1oz Bailey's
1 teaspoon Green Creme de Menthe
Shaken until cold, served in a cocktail glass.

If you do it right it comes out Girl Scout Green, and tastes...
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1. Paint
2. Clean
3. Scrub
4. Panic
5. Repeat