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Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

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Assume for the moment that Greek/Roman/Norse mythology is accurate. So Odin, Thor, Zeus, Mars, and comp'ny really do exist. But obviously their homes can't exist since we would have found them by now. I would think Olympus would be a bit obvious if it existed.

Since they don't live in their homes where do they live? Also, a 6 ft tall Norseman with a frickin' huge hammer and gigantic belt would be noticed even in downtown NY.They must have changed. How so?

The number of sacrifices made to them has dwindled somewhat of late . . . so what do they do for a living?

Loki: Is a Spammer and has a host of "barely legal" teen sites. He always sells Thor's email address to any Spammer peddling Viagra. He lives in Queens.

Thor: Pro Wrestler. Most likely he lives in Kentucky. But frequently can be found on someone's couch after having too much ale. He cannot understand why he get so much Spam about Viagra.

Odin: Father of the Norse gods, is absolute ruler of all he surveys. In Oshkosh, Wisconsin. His rules justly and wisely over his domain. Or up until the borders of Al's Pizza Palace and Tire Emporium, where he is a manager.

Venus: Is a Bikini model for car shows, when she can't get gigs as a B movie actress. She lives in Beverly Hills with her 80 year old husband.

Hercules: Is currently the Govenor of California.

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