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Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

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Ahhhh, the irony. The sweet sweet irony:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Of course that's what the gov't wants you to believe. Then you will stop wearing your brain saving tinfoil helm. We all know the secret brain ray weapon they have been working on at Area 51 works at 4.2324 Ghz, which is _totally_ shielded by a tinfoil hat properly constructed out of overlapping folds of tinfoil.

These thought waves are a beyond top secret experimental weapon, from project lot #132. This weapon is designed to make the enemy docile. A flaw in the weapon makes you itch all over your body instead. An anonymous source at a defense contracter has leaked that government funding for lot #132 will be increased in the next year. This will allow them to correct this flaw so the weapon. Once the weapon is perfected I have been told the CIA plans to further pacify the public in 2008 in time to put another Republican in the White House.

Holy crap! I am _good_ at making up junk like this. It's a good thing I use my powers for good, and not evil.

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