Well, Jan 1st has come and gone. And now it seems like everyone's forsaken their favorite resturant in favor of some sort of fad diet for their New Year's Resolution. Atkins, South Beach, The Grapefruit Diet, etc, etc, etc.
It seems like everyone's pushing some diet on TV (Yeah, I know, I don't watch TV . . . work with me people! 8-) ). So...
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It seems like everyone's pushing some diet on TV (Yeah, I know, I don't watch TV . . . work with me people! 8-) ). So...
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I don't normally name my possessions. I really only do that when there's a defining characteristic that seems to imply it. For example, the Devil Car was definitely trying to kill me every time I turned the key.
I have decided my new iPod's name is Audrey II.
It speaks to me . . . "Feed me Seymore!"
I have decided my new iPod's name is Audrey II.
It speaks to me . . . "Feed me Seymore!"
missshell:
if we choose the refund option, does that mean we lose our frequent flier miles?
capncarrot3:
Nah, but it means the sales person will look at you in a funny way.
Congratulations on your excellent choice in home personal Geeks, the Capn 2006! With proper care and maintence your purchase will provide you with fun and excitement for years to come.
Capn Quick Start guide
Open the crate with a hammer.
Inside you will find
1 (1) Capn 2006
2 (2) change of clothes, both a witty T-shirt and business casual wear.
1 (1) alarm clock...
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Capn Quick Start guide
Open the crate with a hammer.
Inside you will find
1 (1) Capn 2006
2 (2) change of clothes, both a witty T-shirt and business casual wear.
1 (1) alarm clock...
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Some folks, like myself, are single. Many of us will remain so past Feb 14th. As a public service I have composed witty and cynical answers to many of the platitudes, empty cliches, and not so subtle hints that you will be bombarded with in the coming weeks.
"There's plenty more fish in the sea."
-- And b@stards are polluting the ocean so there's less...
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"There's plenty more fish in the sea."
-- And b@stards are polluting the ocean so there's less...
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There are some that think Geeks will one day rule the world. After all we are the backbone of the modern technological economy.
But that's not how it would really go.
"We are the GoEU, the Geeks of Earth United. We have now taken control of your infrastructure. Surrender now, or suffer our wrath! These are our demands: #0 Bring back the original Star Wars...
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But that's not how it would really go.
"We are the GoEU, the Geeks of Earth United. We have now taken control of your infrastructure. Surrender now, or suffer our wrath! These are our demands: #0 Bring back the original Star Wars...
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If there's parallel universes that means that somewhere out there there is a version of me that is fabulously wealthy, married, and still has all his hair.
Jerk never even invited me to the wedding. That's ok though, I never bought him a Fondu set.
Jerk never even invited me to the wedding. That's ok though, I never bought him a Fondu set.
Sweet baby Jesus covered in cheese! Why am I awake at 8am on a weekend?
And it's not even like I'm seeing it properly either. This is when I woke up, not when I"m going to bed. Argh.
And it's not even like I'm seeing it properly either. This is when I woke up, not when I"m going to bed. Argh.