Dilemma. This is probably related to my last post, and I realize that there are probably girls out there who will find my situation hysterical because it's the reverse of the stereotype. My girlfriend certainly seems to think this is funny. Also, this is a lot of TMI stuff, so if you don't want to read about my sex life then don't click that spoiler...
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Why am I so excessively horny right now? Ok, I know... we were going to go to the strip club for our two year anniversary, but it turns out we didn't get paid enough so... now I have all that pent up energy without a hot outlet. I just can't get these thoughts out of my head, I'm having very inappropriate fantasies about almost every...
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So... we partied a bit too hard during my birthday. After my last blog, we went out to have dinner and watch parades. We ate at Sukho Thai and Krewe du Vieux marched past us. Those were some pretty off-color parades, there's nothing like eating a nice dinner with your parents while a giant naked paper-mache ass rolls along, trailing anal beads. Steph had about...
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So it's my birthday! Woohoo! MC Chris wore a DHARMA hoodie, and I got elbowed in the face by a drunk guy. Woke up with a headache around where I was hit.

So, what do I want for my birthday, you say? I'm glad you asked! What I would like more than anything is for people on Suicidegirls to post pretty pictures of girls in...
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Headed to New Orleans tomorrow! My birthday's on Saturday, so we're going to stay with my parents. Hopefully we can catch the MC Chris show while we're there, provided it doesn't sell out before we arrive.

What else is new? Hm. Spent the last week re-writing the new Tyranid codex for Warhammer 40k because the official release is little more than an awful marketing ploy...
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Thought for the day: it is entirely possible to be a complete asshole without meaning to be one. I usually try to keep this in mind for myself, but I'm noticing a lot of people lately who don't seem to be aware of this.

We finally saw Up tonight. I cried the whole damn movie. I am such a wuss.

Merry Christmas everyone! I got a new beard trimmer, the New Super Mario Bros, Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story, candy, money, a golden lucky cat, a batman shirt, DVDs of the Christopher Reeve Superman films, and some very very awesome sex. Now I am all worn out. Hope your Christmas is going even better than mine!

In a few short hours I will be on a plane to New Orleans! and then I'll be flying back 24 hours later. Feels like such a waste to spend so little time, but it's my brother's graduation and I have to return to work. Bleh.

I've just passed 19,000 words in my book. Still a long way to go, I need to be faster.