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Thursday Jun 16, 2011

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Okay... so... Yesterday I noticed that, for some reason, I smelled like maple syrup. So as a joke, I decided to look up medical conditions for the symptom of "smelling like maple syrup." I expected a diagnosis like "you eat too messy" and a prescription of "stop eating all them pancakes and wash yourself, fool!"

Instead, it turns out to be a metabolic disorder that prevents your body from properly digesting protein. This can result in mental deterioration and possibly death. Treatment consists of essentially changing your diet to a special form of baby food for the rest of your life. Fucking hell. I hope that shit is NOT what I have, but that's all the info I can find online.
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