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I was wearing angel wings while passing out flyers today..it was pretty amusing!!

sorry i was lame and didnt come over today, im just super lazy and tired usually during the week especially after work! cute pic with the bunny ears! do i see a mr. potatohead?

i saw Luscious Jackson back in the day opening for REM!

he mentioned it Saturday once but I haven't heard anything since

OK.. I'll try.. I have to go out and look for a job today..and put out Punk Nite flyers so it will depend on how much gas I have afterwards..I'm thinking of steal some from the lawnmotor cans..lol..

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm...... )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!)

Tuesday morning, brought to you by the purple Teletubby

i hope your ovaries are feeling better!

i love peanut butter (has to be creamy) and i big glass of milk.
i love going to shows, and of course Punk Nite!
i love SG and Myspace, even though both are quite addicting!
i love all my internet friends!
i love family too, especially my mom!


i saw the coolest shirt at the mall the other day, it had a girl with a shaved head on it. and it said "Now the carpet matches the drapes", how awesome is that?

are ya gonna make it out friday? you should!!!

awww are you alright!? what happened???? I hope you are feeling better!

thanks for the welcoming!!!! it is great to see you trying to stay on the better half of things by naming things you love instead of heading off into negativity land which never is productive and only ends up making you feel worse. it makes me happy to see people handling things this way!

i was there when that pirate's ship was being built, your kids did a pretty fine job with that! ya better watch out before you ship sinks!

lol.. Mike calls them your kids.. hahaha that's funny! You know I had plenty of oppurtunity to fuck Jeff last night.. but I had to pass.. I can't fuck a friends guy.. if in pretent land..lol..

Awww... happy Valentine's Day

But ,"fuck you statues of baby elephants!!!" Since, we're on *that* kick....

you know....that elephant was donated by the republican party....i'm just sayin....and whilest i'm at i suppose...

fuck you glasses for makin me look even dorkier & more like a chipmunk face

Hey.... how the heck did my dishes get clean?

i thought i did hide them all away! that one just escaped and got lost in my sheets or something i guess.. LOL. > _ < oops!

and i'm moving to carmel which is just about 20 mins. north of indianapolis. and it's 3 hours from here... so it's probably an hour and a half or so from you guys so not much further that i am right now! yay!

so yeah. i miss you guys already!

PS- i'm jealous! i want to go swimming, i love swimming. my childhood nickname was actually FISH. haha and btw, you are so pretty!

next SG Havana is thursday june 21st, you're coming right?

Thanks! You should have called me! I'm not lazy like Mike..lol.. I might take you up on that offer to talk too!

for reals we have to hang out! I'lve been super busy ala moving and finishing school oh and that little thing called a job. (damn jobs!) i will be at a couple more events before i move though.

hows things??

aww thank ya

I'm sorry I didn't bring no Star Bucks.. I have a flat tire..and I can't go anywhere

ahh thanks I think we should beat his ass down It might make me feel better