So sorry, some guys will never learn to respect women.

Was it Dick Cavatt?  Or was it Dick Cheney?  Maybe Dick Tracy.  Dick Van Dyke?  It couldn’t have been Dick Clark; he’s dead.  I’m being a dick, I know.  Seriously, I don’t blame you, Camy.  I don’t like dick pictures either.  I suppose some guys think that it’s flattering to send pictures of themselves like that to women.  Well, you did right to block that guy.  I was blocked once by a person who wanted to follow me and out of courtesy I asked to follow that person in return and I was blocked when I requested the invitation.  I was a bit sore about it, too, because I never did anything to deserve that.  Stupid Bourbon Joe!  Anyway, you won’t get any dick pictures from us, even you ask us.  No ma’m, it’s not going to happen.  Eh, I’m pulling your leg.  You’re our Marlene Dietrich, our online hostess.  We don’t want to be 86ed to the best bar on the internet.