The homework of this week is about breakfest. (I find it so hard to spell/write this word)
Well, I've been seeing a lot of posts about it and it just makes me so hungry!!!
I must remind you that I've been through gastric surgery and - sometimes - I can't eat like a normal person. I'm a mistery to the doctors because everyone who has been trough this doesn't eat "normally" anymore, but I can, most of the times.
And for me, breakfast (oh fuck it) it's the BEST MEAL OF THE DAY! I think that's because I had time to digest everything while I'm sleeping so it's the best time of the day to eat, because I'm "empty" inside.
So, I usually wake up, make a really strong black coffee (that I need to put a little sugar, sorry, I'm not that INTO coffee, the sugar helps me to wake up and give that little kick in for the day) and make some toast with butter or, when I'm on a hangover, I take a coke after or even make a nice cheese and ham sandwich.
If I could pick my favourite, It would be a coffee with cake or even a nice slice of pie (remember what I've said about sugar), but It's not everyday that I'm in the mood to bake.
But I must say that, what makes breakfast the best, is adding a cigarette with it. You know why? Because it gives me THE ABILITY TO SHIT! LOL
I'm gross, I know, but let's be honest, who doesn't feel better after pooping? the best feeling ever. HAHAHA (I'm on the PC so I don't have the poo emoji here to make it funny)
Let's be happy with the shit! It's amazing!!
I'm drunk, I feel better and I love you all! See ya!
<3
@rambo @missy
