I"m bored right now. I'm going to find somethign cool to do in a minute. maybe i could excercise. i spend so much time bitching about how i look and i should start doing something bout it. i think perhaps i'll stretch too. because it's cool to be flexible. and then i could read a book and learn something. CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! OH!! i know what i'll do while i'm here. i'll make up a little story for all the people (Zero) who come to visit my profile.
Yikes! Look at that!
written by Joe caMpa.
Starring:
Johnny O. Niferous as
and
Manuel Diago del Noche Juan Pablo as
Act I - Banality
- "Boy it sure is a lovely day. Maybe I should go skiing. But wait... I can't because it's July."
- "Hi Robot. What's up with you today?"
- "Well I wanna go skiing but the god damn weather won't let me! DAMN YOU WEATHER!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
- "Wow. Um... Sorry?"
- "By Jove. I've got it! I'll build a gigantic indoor ski hill like they did in Japan!"
- "Are you out of your fucking mind? That'll take ages to build. And not only that but you need ass loads of money to build it."
- "Not bloody likely. It should take about 3 hours. And I'll steal the money. Just cuz I like stealing..."
Spring 2012
"Hey man I haven't seen you in ages. Sorry I never kept in touch after winning 5 grammies with my band, being the first pirate to walk on the moon, opening a hospital for deaf burn victims, starring in a short but memorable stint on Will and Grace as Grace's bi-sexual love interest, and marrying the world famous swedish model Svjornika. So how you be... HOLY SHIT YOU'RE STILL BUILDING THAT THING??"
"What thing? Oh that ski hill whatzits? Naw I gave up on that in about 2 months. I just throw rocks at it now"
Fin
I'll write another story some other time. Actually I think I'll actually WRITE one next time and put it on here. Thanks to everyone (Zero) who read it! And liked it! (-30). See ya.
Yikes! Look at that!
written by Joe caMpa.
Starring:
Johnny O. Niferous as
and
Manuel Diago del Noche Juan Pablo as
Act I - Banality
- "Boy it sure is a lovely day. Maybe I should go skiing. But wait... I can't because it's July."
- "Hi Robot. What's up with you today?"
- "Well I wanna go skiing but the god damn weather won't let me! DAMN YOU WEATHER!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
- "Wow. Um... Sorry?"
- "By Jove. I've got it! I'll build a gigantic indoor ski hill like they did in Japan!"
- "Are you out of your fucking mind? That'll take ages to build. And not only that but you need ass loads of money to build it."
- "Not bloody likely. It should take about 3 hours. And I'll steal the money. Just cuz I like stealing..."
Spring 2012
"Hey man I haven't seen you in ages. Sorry I never kept in touch after winning 5 grammies with my band, being the first pirate to walk on the moon, opening a hospital for deaf burn victims, starring in a short but memorable stint on Will and Grace as Grace's bi-sexual love interest, and marrying the world famous swedish model Svjornika. So how you be... HOLY SHIT YOU'RE STILL BUILDING THAT THING??"
"What thing? Oh that ski hill whatzits? Naw I gave up on that in about 2 months. I just throw rocks at it now"
Fin
I'll write another story some other time. Actually I think I'll actually WRITE one next time and put it on here. Thanks to everyone (Zero) who read it! And liked it! (-30). See ya.
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[Edited on Jul 31, 2004 1:10PM]
..that's something i'm continually re-discovering..
i found you through QUESTION EVERYTHING. cool guy..good opinions..crappy job.
i feel like i know you already.