I regret to inform you. This evening we lost a bottle of beer in the line of duty. Bob was stacked along with his team mates chilling in the fridge while this atrocity occurred. When the door opened a treacherous soda can shifted thus unbalancing the pyramid Bob was atop causing Bob to fall on the floor and lose the seal. Bob will be sorely missed. A truer compatriot one shall never have. For you Bob.