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blastprocessing:
I gave it a couple of days to see if I could come up with a nice combination of wit and yowza. For the record, the presence of yowza in a given situation is inversely proportional to the amount of available wit.
tornupbiker:
nope...nothing AFI inspired.
But a lot of things along that line...i like the band memberes of AFI am very religious, but a bit angry about the state of the faith in our world. and i study philosophy. So i see where you may think so...
why do you ask?
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lorelei:
i think this wins the award for Most Hair in a Journal Entry ever! they just don't make em like they used to!
sfr:

This gives you possibly 5 points
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DUDE! Have you seen that episode of "Friends" where Joey finds his hand twin? I found my titty twin! Julie!!! Hers are slightly bigger, but Jesus Christ! Nipple-to-boob ratio is the same...Everything! Crazy. Go look at her boobs and tell me what you think.

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I did something weird today. I wrote a personal ad for my step-dad. It's about time he took some...
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nattytattat:
Babe, I wouldn't be settling.... wink

I do live in San Diego, South Mission Beach to be exact. I actually used to work in Escondido but my internship just ended. Since my roomie and I just got evicted, I will be moving soon, but probably stay central. Beach rent is expensive! Especially when I barely make it out there....(the tourists bother me)

We both have flowers on our right hips....I will soon be adding some thorny vines on my left side, I can't wait.

I have a lot of free time now that my internship has ended....hit me up sometime if you wanna chill smile
photoline:
Calypso + Danielle together = paradise to watch. San Diego's gain is San Diego's gain. Please take lots of photos, or better yet, videos! smile

Julie may have your tits, but she doesn't have your beauty. love

Have fun sucking neck...
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I've recently discovered, thanks to Bryce's friends, a genius comedian by the name of Mitch Hedberg. He is dead.

"I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. "

Ha!
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So, "Sin City" is on DVD. Perhaps I should see it someday.

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Darling Solithan kicked ass at his interview today and got the job! You should congratulate...
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clover:
suuhweet....we can have a family guy marathon.

I haven't seen Sin City either....I just couldn't get all caught up in the hype about it.
magenta:
mmm long haired guys indeed! i totally have a thing for elves too blush mmm elf men <3
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Of late, it seems like my journal entries get more and more boring as time passes.

I don't really have anything exciting going on right now.

I go back to work at See's Candies tomorrow. It should be interesting. The only thing I don't like about it is the fucking uniform. I should come to work wearing pants. If they make a fuss, I'll...
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gillian:
eh. just a little scared.
one of my clients at work had her first seizure in 2 years and it was really bad. it was right when we went down to skeleton crew, too, so there weren't too many people to help me.
monroe:
I have a lot of really ridiculous emotional nonsense going on right now that I don't feel like leaving in the middle of.

You shouldn't move to Philly, you should move to Pittsburgh! Ah seriously though, I do hear that Philly is a really cool city.

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blastprocessing:
700-something girls to choose from for a set. I've gotta figure out how I can have a few problems like that.
voltavotary:
that jason mraz looks a lot like my ex-boyfriend in that pic

and what good taste you have! another girl that loves the contrast of the pale skin and the dark hair; that just looks so awesome on guys love
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misery:
money is what's stopping me from moving out! there seems to be a shortage of sugar daddies around here....
opticon:
let me digress my bowels for a minute and wipe to the front the non-discreet hernia that rectifies the miscommunication of fetal, or fecal, depending on where your head is at. kiss
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Sooo, I got into a car accident on Thursday. That was fun.

Right now I'm driving a rental. It's a Dodge Neon ( puke ). I asked the lady if they had a Stratus, that way I could yell randomly, "I drive a Dodge Stratus! You do not talk to me that way!" (Will Ferrell.)

Street Scene was pretty bad-ass. I bought a parasol for twelve...
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schiavona:
Ouch, I got cut from your friends. Maybe you just made a mistake?

No?

Oh well. frown

**goes back to corner**

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onlooker:
i find myself laughing out loud! tongue
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FUCK. I had a whole fucking journal entry written, and I got a 404 once I hit "submit."

Here's the jist of the post:

I auditioned for MTV's dating show "Next."

As always, I'm lonely.

I'm still in love with the stupid-fat-head-jerk-meaney-poopy-face.

Despite my despaired and pointless love, I don't want to feel any other way. I don't want to not love him.

I get...
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yourarchitect:
it's all good.....really!
marginwalker2002:
I hope Saturday was just as good as Friday. I'm jealous of you. I wanted to see the Pixies so bad. Ah well, maybe next time they're around.

I would've stopped you and said "Hey" but I saw you from afar and didn't want to seem like some creepy stalker biggrin
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I'm home on a Saturday night, playing "The Sims 2", with the "University" expansion.

Here's how big a nerd I am:

In the original "Sims," there was a family by the name of Goth. There was Mortimer and Bella, and their two children. In the new game, Bella apparently disappeared, and no one knows where she went off to. People have been looking for her...
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solithan:
Not sure anymore, its been a few years. She was cute, but not exactly "hot". Guess I dont have to care about that though, as it would make them all happy.
007bond:
Thanks CALYPSO for giving & getting my penis so much attention.
kiss