I have a pet spider that abides in the recesses of my patio umbrella. I am trying to train him to write my name in his web. He is apparently bored of the many sticky notes baring my name I have placed around the umbrella and decided to focus on his true life purpose.
Results conclude: I am an extremely inconsequencial concern for his life purpose. Now I'm depressed.
Results conclude: I am an extremely inconsequencial concern for his life purpose. Now I'm depressed.