calculon3000

I just watched the movie "Crash" yesterday. I'm sure I'm the last one in America to catch it, but Jesus fuckin Christ. Half the movie was like an emotional punch-in-the-face, which in my current state, means me trying not to break down into sobs while sitting alone on my mom's couch. And, sometimes failing. All in all, the movie was awesome. Further proof that Don...
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So, things are looking brighter every day. Last night, I get a truckload of free drinks at my favorite diner (pictured above), in addition to smoking a joint at my table with a couple of the badass waitresses. And on top of that, I even got digits from the one I've had my eye own for many moons. I think that's a near-first, so I'm...
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So, my band played possibly its last show for a while on Thursday and in typical fashion, half the bar cleared out within a song, the remaining onlookers fucking loved it and a gorgeous girl with a big-nose cuteness going on made some vague remark about goose-biting my ass (I guess I shoulda made a move, eh?). Also involved was a display of fire breathing...
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Jesus, it's been a long effing time and basically I feel like I've been in hell for a month. At the end of my trip to New York in February, I met up with a girl I had known as a kid for some wild pointless sexual romp. Needless to say, it really opened my eyes to how cold things can be outside the comfort...
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Shit, man. I really coulda gone for those birthday greetings when I was wandering the streets of NYC with almost no money and a non-existent ride with a dead cell phone. Oh, and it was flipping cold. But, thanks so much. Warmed mah heart, it did...

In other news, cleric (my band) played an unbelievable show with Behold...the Arctopus,Consider the Source and So...
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I'm in the middle of moving to the city, so my computer use is gonna be pretty limited for a little while. Before long, I'll have some new pictures and stuff up, but for now, friends and foes, you should all check out my band and give us a raving review, so everyone will think we're cool. We've got a demo recording now and we're...
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I finally put some pictures up. They're all part of my final project for a digital photo class i took this year, but some of them are pretty nice. Check em!

Oh, man.
So an old friend of mine from high school shipped out the other day and had a huge party with an open bar at a country club in town.
Needless to say, I got dolled up in my dad's wedding suit, minus the pants which were too long, and proceeded to get massively hammered on scotch-n-sodas. I actually had to call someone the...
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Well, Christmas is over and it feels kind of like it didn't actually happen. I went out to a couple bars with some old friends of mine from high school and it made me feel like the loneliest piece of shit in the world. I'm starting to wonder if ending my relationship was a wise move because my skills at attracting "women" are consistently proving...
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