calculon3000

So, things are looking brighter every day. Last night, I get a truckload of free drinks at my favorite diner (pictured above), in addition to smoking a joint at my table with a couple of the badass waitresses. And on top of that, I even got digits from the one I've had my eye own for many moons. I think that's a near-first, so I'm giving myself much applause.
And furthermore, today, I confirmed that the poisonous vagina that aided in ended my relationship did not, in fact, leave me in a state of impending death. Cheers!
Oh yeah, and I kicked ass at bowling tonite. I fuckin rule.

don't forget cleric...