got blue toenails 
like giving myself a pedicure
want to look good as the boy is coming over tomoro night and i'm going to cook him heart shaped thai panakes - from scratch of course -
i LUV sweet milk.
its so hard for me not to go eat the whole can right now. its like liquid sex on a spoon...
its my comfort food actually. when i was little my grandma used to soak cornbread in eagle brand sweetened condensed milk and tie it in a bit of cloth and gave it to me as a pacifier (dummy). now to me its either the nectar of gods or sperm of satan depending on whether i'm feeling fat or not.
so tomoro i'm going to tidy my bad wax job up for the first time so i'm smooth for the boy...just in case things stay patched up and he's in the mood.
or i just force myself on him!
like giving myself a pedicure
want to look good as the boy is coming over tomoro night and i'm going to cook him heart shaped thai panakes - from scratch of course -
i LUV sweet milk.
its so hard for me not to go eat the whole can right now. its like liquid sex on a spoon...
its my comfort food actually. when i was little my grandma used to soak cornbread in eagle brand sweetened condensed milk and tie it in a bit of cloth and gave it to me as a pacifier (dummy). now to me its either the nectar of gods or sperm of satan depending on whether i'm feeling fat or not.
so tomoro i'm going to tidy my bad wax job up for the first time so i'm smooth for the boy...just in case things stay patched up and he's in the mood.
or i just force myself on him!
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hope all is well ms m