cakemix

YES, i should have got up and gone straight to the gym this morning...but yesterday's shopping expedition had me wondering where alot of my other toys had disappeared to over the last year...

so thinking they may be stashed under my bed in a nice wooden padded box or something, i decided to have a clear out under my bed.

now its only a double bed, mind you - i'm not uppgrading to king size until i decide if i'm staying in the country past summer...and if i am i've already picked out the most divine linen set that is covered with big red roses - who cares about the bedframe!

so, considering, this is a double bed - these are the surprises i found underneath: 5 dirty puppy socks (yuk! that toy boy needs to be housebroken...), 5 empty bottles of champagne (what is with the 5 thing?), a big bottle of water, platform black patent leather boots (soo last season), and a black and white photo of me from when i was an ickle girl (yes, that was BEFORE colour photography was available to the masses)...as well as 1 red and black suede leather play whip, 1 purple L-shaped double ended dildo i bought at brighton pride last year, 1 strawberry scented red silicone alien looking dildo, a chrome vibrator that the batteries have all gone gross and leaky in, and some little knubbblie finger puppet things for 'clitoral stimulation'...

BUT...still missing in action are a couple things for caning and a nice black riding crop (i remember losing the yellow one at TG last year when i was the doing the whole circus freak show tableau)...

so where the fuck did i put this stuff? my apartment isn't THAT big...