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I hate it when they try to put little dried-ass pieces of fruit in cereal. When the pieces sit in the milk for a minute they're all soft and gross as fuck. Like who wants to eat that? I flip that shit down the garbage disposal, yo. Fresh fruit is pretty good in cereal, though. Like bananas or strawberries. Honey is also good.

I was just sitting here eating cereal, thinking about how fucking lame people are. Soooo lame, soooo overrated. I can sit here by my fucking self and be in better company than I would trying to hang out with the jackoffs here. Not just here, either, I'm pretty sure they're everywhere. People. That's what I heard, I heard there's like 6 billion people on the planet now. I guess that's a lot, but to be honest I can't really comprehend that number. I wonder if I could fit six billion dollars in this room. I bet not. I bet 6 billion dollars is a lot more than I think it is.

A huge storm cloud just came and sat it's fat ass down on my head. Thunder and wind and stuff. Good. It can rain all god damned day. Like I care. I rollerskated yesterday. I can't move my left leg, though. Just my right one. Me and that leg are gonna go places, man...fuckin' go places. Earlier I thought I was having heart palpitations, but then I ate some cereal and it went away. I have no more to say.