so I go buy smokes (cause I can't stop smoking)
and I ask the jerkface for some matches and he says "no, you have to buy a lighter."
what the hell?
is it not bad enough I'm paying anyone to kill myself? I mean jesus they don't even taste good, they stink up my clothes, and they forget ever becoming a track star.
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and I ask the jerkface for some matches and he says "no, you have to buy a lighter."
what the hell?
is it not bad enough I'm paying anyone to kill myself? I mean jesus they don't even taste good, they stink up my clothes, and they forget ever becoming a track star.
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nonospot:
Hey! Have a great New Year! 
...and stuff.
...and stuff.
sophie_sass:
thanks, happy new year! 
so once again I almost killed myself with stupidity.
1) I was at work on my day off
2)no one even knew I was there so even if I had killed myself they would have found my the next day or some passerby would have found my body.
3)I am going way to fast on the forklift and decided to do a sharp turn.
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1) I was at work on my day off
2)no one even knew I was there so even if I had killed myself they would have found my the next day or some passerby would have found my body.
3)I am going way to fast on the forklift and decided to do a sharp turn.
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dragonflycq:
Woah dude, that's nuts...but cool that you have a job that lets you drive a fork lift!!!!!
calavphin:
If only you had been on the clock, WORKMANS COMP!
So, vegans dont eat anything that comes from other animals.
but what about humans.....I mean does that mean they can't swallow or just that I can't cook with the salty sailors? Becuase I went out with one of them vegans and she had no problem doing that.
And what about breast milk? mothers milk is the best ...right? And if you are raising a vegan...
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but what about humans.....I mean does that mean they can't swallow or just that I can't cook with the salty sailors? Becuase I went out with one of them vegans and she had no problem doing that.
And what about breast milk? mothers milk is the best ...right? And if you are raising a vegan...
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rskapcat74529:
Good argument. For some reason, I think I would be grossed out eating people cheese, but cow cheese doesn't bother me. Weird. I think I'd eat my own breast milk cheese, though.
so here we go I'm gonna start a website where people can buy and trade souls...is that so wrong? I don't think so.
It will be like napster for souls...
people can come and trade souls and see what otehr souls are out there and what the going rate for souls is and blah blah blah blah.....actully i guess it would be like the stock...
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It will be like napster for souls...
people can come and trade souls and see what otehr souls are out there and what the going rate for souls is and blah blah blah blah.....actully i guess it would be like the stock...
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sicily:
what the fuck is a soul?!?
so i scar a little wierd.....they are called keloids. Its a certain type of scar tissue.... and I am use to it.....its just when i get a deep cut and the skin heals over it just enough to notice and sometimes a little more.
BUT WHY THE PIERCINGS!?!?!?!?
WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE SOME PIERCINGS WITHOUT MY BODY TRYING TO REJECT THEM!>?!?!?!?!
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
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BUT WHY THE PIERCINGS!?!?!?!?
WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE SOME PIERCINGS WITHOUT MY BODY TRYING TO REJECT THEM!>?!?!?!?!
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
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caffeineheadache:
hoo ha! dead sexy
ultraloveninja:
just wanted to tell you the whole Mom/Sex/Grocery store story on Lilith's journal is fuking gold due. Hilarious!
"do we have milk?"
(slow thrust)
she said yes
"do we have OREOS?"
(slow thrust)
she said yes
"no thanks...I'm good."
GOLD!
"do we have milk?"
(slow thrust)
she said yes
"do we have OREOS?"
(slow thrust)
she said yes
"no thanks...I'm good."
GOLD!
I tried to quit smoking today and I guess it worked. I really don't care if works in the long run....I just started smoking more than a pack a day so I had to do something......I havent been that much more of a jerk today without the cigs...
I have been smoking for like 6 years......I think maybe the damage is done anyway. I will...
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I have been smoking for like 6 years......I think maybe the damage is done anyway. I will...
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fentopal:
I smoked for something like two years... I still sneak a smoke whenever I'm drinkin'. Can't imagine quitting after six years would be an easy task.
I did a children's anti-smoking comic for Dark Horse if you want a copy. I'm sure that'd help enormously.
I did a children's anti-smoking comic for Dark Horse if you want a copy. I'm sure that'd help enormously.
bammer1376:
fernie with you be my neighbor?