caffeineheadache

so I go buy smokes (cause I can't stop smoking)
and I ask the jerkface for some matches and he says "no, you have to buy a lighter."

what the hell?
is it not bad enough I'm paying anyone to kill myself? I mean jesus they don't even taste good, they stink up my clothes, and they forget ever becoming a track star.
All that is not enough!!!! I have to buy a lighter from this jerk!!!!

I'm starting a national boycott on jerkfaces who won't provide matches