cactusleaf

Dear Mr. Journal:

Bet you'd never guess I got into a car accident yesterday. Yes insects, its true. It all seems like a dream now, like it wasn't a big deal at all. But you'll understand that at the time it was the biggest deal ever, because I felt so bad and I was afraid of all the consequences and all that. It was my friend Bryan's car too. Luckily he is the nicest person on the face of the universe so it's all cool with him. But still. Everyone around who saw it happen came over and were very very concerned that I was hurt, because a car drove into my door, but I wasn't even dazed. I still have no pain or anything whatsoever. The paramedics who happened to be driving by kept asking me if I wanted to go to the hospital. "Are you sure?" they would say. "Yes, I'm fine." I would say. "Really, do you want to go to the hospital? I can take you, it's warm in the ambulance." they then said. "No, no, I'm FINE. Look, watch me tapdance. See? No pain."

Etc etc.

It's all over now.

Have an interesting day.
Love, Juniper
I mean Jack