burtlo

I accepted a position at Digeo. I watch television at work. It's part of my job. Since working here I have fallen prey to a number of TV infomercials and products. All of them touting that highly regarded "As Seen on TV" label that often garnishes with it the armchair 'cred' as a wise shopper. It's the beginning of the second week and I have already asked my boss for a raise. Three easy payments aren't all that easy when you've got a few of them.

The watermark remains stable.

I am mostly susceptible to ordering when inebriated. I remember one night, a few years ago, I ended up watching the entire length of an infomercial. It was for a juicer . . . or so I thought. After the fruit-fucking exposition they moved on to vegetables, composting and yard trimmings - a silver bullet. It was then that a well dressed man walks on stage to much fanfare. He starts talking about the amazing uses of the devices. The meals and beverages he prepares for his family and friends. He then goes into explaining that it'll even cut through chicken bone. That's when he looks into the camera and says: "You know, it's good if you've got a chicken that's givin' yah problems."

Before he even closed his monologue with a wink, I was already giving my credit card information to the operator Jan.