burtlo

I like my women like a good horse, with good confirmation and able to mouth a bit.

In more real news, I find whenever I'm filled with any such thought towards lust and desire, this is the place where I feel it's best expressed. Leaving music for Last.fm, Games to a Gamespot, Laundry for Livejournal, Cockshots for Myspace, cricket noises on Friendster.

I was down in Los Angeles and I spent nearly the whole weekend in the pool. This was all done for sanity sake, as the ambient temperature in the house approached 105. There is something absolutely sexually exciting and sensual being in the cool water, swimming around, rubbing up against a girl. It drove me insane.

If I was a dolphin I'd rape movie stars too.