THE SOLDIER
The average age of the soldier is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but...
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unnecessaryz:
Fuck yeah.
thelibra:
ok, that just means more for me.
this is a funny yet serious email i got from a good friend of mine. written by one of my heros.
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or...
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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or...
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zac:
i'm a bad american, i guess. i also love george carlin, but he isn't right about everything.
our country is far more broken than the average educated american realizes.
but then again, i think we need to undo about 4.000 years of bad learning.
go ahead and wear your shit-eating grin.
reprazent.
our country is far more broken than the average educated american realizes.
but then again, i think we need to undo about 4.000 years of bad learning.
go ahead and wear your shit-eating grin.
reprazent.
kayla_:
i did that just for you 
why bother updating.... maybe ill write something later about hanging with RxQueen last thursday when i get around to it. and then my drunken times i had friday and then saturday. but meh, im tired, and i havent slept well the past week. so while its still gloomy outside, im gona try to get as much shut eye as possible.
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aspen:
no one cares
scirkuit:
Hey! your edit with the news lady thing is broken, maybe you shouldn't host on geocities?
i am now officially off work till midnight saturday. which technically will be sunday. woo. party time!
party/bar hopping on friday night in Nyack with the crew from the hospital. should be fun. i plan on getting wrecked since its alot closer to home then Brooklyn. driving 3 miles is alot easier then whatever it is it takes to drive from Brooklyn back to here....
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party/bar hopping on friday night in Nyack with the crew from the hospital. should be fun. i plan on getting wrecked since its alot closer to home then Brooklyn. driving 3 miles is alot easier then whatever it is it takes to drive from Brooklyn back to here....
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azrael_abyss:
How soon are you moving? *shakes fist* I'm ready to move back to the states!
thelibra:
don't move away!!!
and maybe invest in some gel insoles...they work wonders for prevention of soreness and shint splints.
and maybe invest in some gel insoles...they work wonders for prevention of soreness and shint splints.
2 days after playing basketball for the first time in 6 years or so, and im still sore as fuck.... my whole body aches. even my toes hurt.
other then that, i havent been sleeping much, or well for that matter.
and its the same old grind every day at work. nothing ever changes. i wake up, alone, go to work. do nothing most of...
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other then that, i havent been sleeping much, or well for that matter.
and its the same old grind every day at work. nothing ever changes. i wake up, alone, go to work. do nothing most of...
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sexykitten:
And you said I was boring.....atleast I get a piece every now and then....
wuvmonki:
Don't you know exercise will kill you?

today was the typical american saturday at my house. cleaning, mowing the lawn, washing the house off with a hose, then making tortalini salad, and having some nice bbq food outside on the deck hot off the grill. the whole time looking down the block to the neighbors houses. they were all doing the same. days like these.... its nice to live in the burbs...
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freyja__:
at least people were dancing, mr i-sit-in-the-corner-all-night

hellynn:
are you saying that my boobers dont even exist?? well mister Im just going to have to prove you wrong
so yeah yesterday i decided to go out and wash my truck, get all the past 3 weeks of dirt and waterspots off of it. so i did that. then i saw a really cool accident. two thumbs up for that. then i went to jersey for a lil bit, ate some food, put gas in the truck. then i came back and seemed to...
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legionnaire:
Hahaha you've got trucker arm!
wuvmonki:
I was going to say redneck tan but it's pretty much the same thing yah?

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reagan:
i was at your house for a few minutes the other day. your dog ran into the window on your front door. it was classic
trucker_fiction:
no shit... fuck that GIANT VOICE.... you don't know how many times that shit has wanted me to put an ax through the nearest speaker. so you were here in afghanistan? when?
-trucker-
-trucker-
dont mind me if i dont update often. i work and sleep.
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hellynn:
want to cuddle?
rxqueen:
yay! 
i saw Van Helsing, and ate at the Greek place in the mall. its so nice outside. only down side is coming home to hearing JaiDee and chrislikewhoa banging in the shower. 

if that wasnt as bad, its not just the slapping of skin you hear, its that slapping of skin covered in water sound. i think im gona get the hell outa the house...
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if that wasnt as bad, its not just the slapping of skin you hear, its that slapping of skin covered in water sound. i think im gona get the hell outa the house...
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midknight:
Underworld wasn't that bad, but then again don't take my word for it. i dig bad movies
hellynn:
ha. My sister had to take the car one time and I was in my room with someone. I had to get up and give her the keys naked.
At least she knocked. I guess she saw his sneakers downstairs and took a hint.
