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Dear Life

stop fucking with me

Reguards,
Buddha
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xhiris:
Re: Free Pretzels

When I signed up for this "life" thing, I was informed that there would be free pretzels.

Said pretzels have failed to materialize.

Accordingly, I humbly request you refund the monies given as payment.

Sincerely Yours,
Where Are My Damn Pretzels in CT
corvus:
Just saying thanks for the comment in my laughter thread.
smile
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All Hail Al-Shadhili, patron saint of Coffee Drinkers biggrin

guess most of you are thinking, "oh fuck, he flipped his lid" wink I am about half way down with a great book that the wonderfull Welntaod lent me. The Devil's Cup: Coffee, the driving force in history. I Haven't enjoyed reading this much since penthouse published my letter eeek wink . Hopefull i will have finished it by this...
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jikarx:
gotta agree with ya..what type of friend is gonna rub your face in forgetting a bday ... just ask if all is ok cause you noticed that you forget my bday...

that way you let them know you forgot..not in a bad way and your worried about them also..

lord..some people just thing me me me me..
dharmabox:
sounds llike you are going to need coffee to get though the week! you are the second person that has recommmended that book i may have to check it out!

hey btw i am moving on thursday (technically tomorrow but won't have a llot of time) everything is all set! yea!!!

and if you can stand a single parent i will adopt you i have excellent references! wink
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Just came home from work, i had to start at 5 am blackeyed , I never bothered to even go to sleep, an hour nap during my break was all i needed to recharge me for the day biggrin .

Today will be spent has a Big brother to my next door neigbors kid. The same one i had babysitted a couple weeks ago. gonna take him...
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welntaod:
Yeah, Elbereth is in her glory 'cause the abundance of sunlight has brought all of my freckles out... biggrin Happy to hear that work is still working!
dclxvi:
Hello by Buddha goodness. Sounds like things are well on your end. I hate that you have to work so early - but at least it's a job. kiss
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First i just want to say, i love you all. every single one of you fucks! love love love

"I am voodoo"

heheh, ok enough of that shit. Been a strange couple days at work, cops have been there a couple times so far. yesterday i turned a corner and *whack* saw a man deck his wife mad mad mad . Was the most fucked up thing i have...
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er:
"you are so friggin wierd... you shouldn't be allowed near a computer after you have had quality time with your happy little trees!"

i second hippomonki on this point

how did smuffy send the quote in a box? dude, so cool.

just type slower...you'll be ok...breathe, buddha, breathe
king_of_skulls:
Cool, i dont have the fundage to buy a sidecare, but if you come over and help, i am sure we could make one, kinda like the little rascals did. Find and old bicycle, a metal garbage can, some 2x4's and glue. What could possibly go wrong???? The powers that be love us.
Besides, you would just look so adorable in your red work shirt, a leather bombers helmet and googles, big bug riddled grin (or fear grimmace) on your mug, white knuckled, going down the freeway at a high rate of speed singing commercial jingles with the ol KoS and his offspring.

What a mental image lol.

I need a spork.
Much love bro,
skull
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*ATTENTION*
everyone go give your love to Clydeftones

ok, onto our regularly schedule mumblefuck

Today was just beautifull out. During one of my 15 minute breaks, i just sat out and stared at the sky, something i havent done in a while. its truly amazing isnt it. We get so wrapped up in work, bills, deadlines and the misery that can be life and we...
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smuffy:
I didn't think that show was too teen angsty. LOL. I thought it was a pretty typical portrayal of kids.

Oh did you ever watch Freaks and Geeks. That was another great show that got cancelled.
clydeftones:
thank you for your concern, it is greatly appreciated.
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So here I am, updating from my mothers house. whatever More computer problems that turns out werent actually problems but human error, as always frown . At least i am able to do a load of clothes, get some grub and cash for gas biggrin . guess it balances out. She is doing pretty good now, physically and is showing great improvement mentally..... so this trip was less...
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the_mad_monk:
but shurooms are fun!!!
king_of_skulls:
Dude, question for you.

Why havent you called heh heh.

I got a really cool phone call from your Dad today, totally unexpected and well, really nice. He called and asked how i was doing and told me that he is hoping that i am feeling better, and that if i need anything, to give him a call. He said that last time he talked to you, you let him know that i was sick and that he has been thinking about it a lot. We chatted for a while, and it was pretty cool to get that call from a stranger. If you talk to him, tell him again how much it meant to me, and tell him thanks.

Hows work going? Give me a call later tonight and we shall discuss the Flux possibilities ok.

Much love my brother,
skull
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Buddha is one sore sonofabitch tonight, worked a long day, and it seems like eveyrone and their brother wanted a patio set or a gazebo out from the back room. So big dumb ox (read: me) was sent off to get it for them. But the bright side, and i do Mean BRIGHT, is that i am now getting nice and tanned from being outside...
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theretronerd:
good to talk to you yesterday man. sorry i was a bit rushed, in the grocery store you know. i hope you had a rockin day though. hopefully i will catch up with you soon.

love
r
banshee1:
Yeah be sure to slather on that sunblock spf 45! Sunburns are the bad mmmm k.

You've been sore for a while now, eventually it should go away. I hope.

I've always wanted to flash somebody. The occassion has never really come up. I was witness to a friend of mine flashing a busload of baptists though. That was something to behold. Those poor people wink

love
-banshee
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Fuck im sore
Fuck im tired
Fuck did i have a good time watching kill bill with welntaod and Elbereth biggrin
Good people i tell you, schlep all the way up here to go see a movie with big old me smile

I've been slipping, ii am doing the best i can keeping up with everyone here. I promise to get my ass in gear next week....
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allied:
Yeah, I want to hear a KB v. 2 review, too. I just watched the first on DVD; enjoyed it, but I think I would have enjoyed it more if I'd seen it in a theater.

Glad to hear you three had fun at the flick. Next time you do an SG Movie Night, please consider it for a weekend. smile
xhiris:
Meh - sorry, I got hit by a wave of something yesterday, was too tired to get up off my bum.

(sigh) Perhaps next time (again!) smile
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fuck..... im gonna get fired biggrin

i have an idea..... WAIT!!! dont laugh (yet) . Today on my way home i saw two people dressed up as gorrilas.... does everyone know what a flash mob is? I know what you guys are thinking, mumble fuck adhd mode... but all these things are realated.

Here is the plan, some friday down the line (or saturday) A bunch...
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banshee1:
Hope I didn't wear you out too much!

I take my gorilla size medium/tall. I want to be a gorilla with curves you know. Don't get me one with tits hangin' down to here either. Sexpot gorilla...yeah that's me.
banshee1:
monkey business that's for damn sure!!

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Stand a little less between me and the sun
-Diogenes wink

ok, i just want to say that i am officialy one happy son of a bitch. The weather is more to my liking, i am surrouned by good people, i am working and just did a wake and bake biggrin

its gonna hit around 85 today, and i am doing the manual labor outside deal, i...
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welntaod:
m_a_y:
Good weather always brightens my day.

wake and bake......i haven't done that in years. is it as good as i remember it to be?

T.