So, for the 1st in over 20 years I'm dressing up for Halloween. I'm just not a dress-up sort of person. When I bought my house I decorated, carved a pumpkin and got candy because I was excited about passing it out in my own home for the first time. One kid, who lives next door, came by. For the last few years I just...
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disdain:
sarah's buns taste good too. 
disdain:
i advertise for you anyways... just not with my tits. and that is probably a good thing 'cause they're not that great. ha ha.
"I want two hearts with my kids names in it.... all I have is $60."
"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah,...
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"Well, you can't get it for 60. I can do two small hearts and their names in small block letters around it for 60."
"Ok. Well I want one here where my elbow bends and one on the other arm."
"Oh...kay... so you don't want the two hearts together?"
"Yeah,...
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disdain:
excuse me? that is NOT in the book, sucka... but it might as well be. regurgitation of information is my specialty.
thanks for the ride and the art work, yo.
thanks for the ride and the art work, yo.
disdain:
it has color now. all is better with color.
To be tired, but to be honestly tired... that is the difference. At the end of the day, one doesn't merely sleep because they have run out of things to do, but that one has packed so many things into the day that exhaustion slays you.
Your reach should exceed your grasp.
Your grasp should exceed your reach.
You are a disguised nuclear bomb, walking...
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Your reach should exceed your grasp.
Your grasp should exceed your reach.
You are a disguised nuclear bomb, walking...
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disdain:
i got to meet the wifey. i feel official now. official what? i certainly don't know. thanks for kiggin' it. 
disdain:
i could say that, but those fuck heads just took up a whole page of my essay... AND I HATE THEM.
No sense of humor
But such good manners
Now you're an adult
You're boring
It's your life sentence
But such good manners
Now you're an adult
You're boring
It's your life sentence
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disdain:
agreed!
also: heinous.
also: heinous.
disdain:
hmm... you're probably right seeing as how i'm wrong about most everything.
"Alas, there are so many great ideas that do no more than a bellows: they inflate and make emptier.
Do you call yourself free? I want to hear your ruling idea, and not that you have escaped from a yoke.
Are you such a man as ought to escape a yoke? There are many who threw off their final worth when they threw off their...
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Do you call yourself free? I want to hear your ruling idea, and not that you have escaped from a yoke.
Are you such a man as ought to escape a yoke? There are many who threw off their final worth when they threw off their...
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bipedalprimate:
gonorrhea.
bipedalprimate:
Do you think we can get Meatloaf to officiate our wedding?
I'm going to buy a Meatloaf CD today, be scared.
I'm going to buy a Meatloaf CD today, be scared.
I had a hard time at work today because I kept thinking about how dirty my house was. The thought of how much I've been slacking for the past few weeks has caught up with me.
Time to put on some Sabbath and annihilate filth.
Time to put on some Sabbath and annihilate filth.
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aksiokersa:
Comments included:
"Rarrr."
"Oh, nice, honey!"
"mmmmhmmm?"
Who knows what fuckers like that say and why?
"Rarrr."
"Oh, nice, honey!"
"mmmmhmmm?"
Who knows what fuckers like that say and why?
posh:
word to it being funny. i just.. i didn't expect that. i've never seen cock on tv!
Pizza for breakfast, a cool breeze through my azaleas, a woman that might think I'm worth it.
My life is sometimes painless and perfect.
My life is sometimes painless and perfect.
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aksiokersa:
For real - barking? I was barking? And what tree was I barking up? I'm so intrigued. Don't forget to come back to my journal and tell me what you meant!
aksiokersa:
Such a tease! I'm so intrigued. So you think they really are out there "holding women down" and it's not that the gener-system holds us all down? Tell! Tell!
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meta:
all good points.
thanks dude!
thanks dude!
hopey:
Why would i buy you wine?
Even if everything isn't all right, it's still ok. I can't expect things to be great. There's too much weight that needs to thrown overboard. A little at a time, this ship will be running right someday, not drifting to port.
Sometimes I say the right thing. Most times I don't even know it until hours later when I get a moment to think about...
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hopey:
Frito chili pie?
hopey:
Is that what you do?
Give blowjobs?
I mean, tattoo........
Give blowjobs?
I mean, tattoo........
2.) that ain't my mess.
3.) my job is going away. that tattoo isn't going to be finished for quite some time.
der.
They looked FANTASTIC and you had the best costume of the entire night.
All hail Peter Pan.
Lets sword fight.