If everything you do makes you unhappy, would doing the exact opposite of what you normally do therefor make you happy? This is the BIZARRO WORLD HAPPINESS THEORY, or BWHT for short, that I hope to work on in the coming months.
Say you don't like cucumbers... now you do!
Heterosexual? Well, go out on a man date for science.
Straight edge? Head straight...
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Say you don't like cucumbers... now you do!
Heterosexual? Well, go out on a man date for science.
Straight edge? Head straight...
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Stop me if I told you this before.
Five years ago I had left Texas for Charlottesville, Virginia. My only friend was two hours away in Washington DC. She invited me up for Christmas, but I decided to stay at my apartment. I was off from work from Dec. 24 to Jan. 2. I bought a bottle of vodka, whisky, and a case of beer....
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Five years ago I had left Texas for Charlottesville, Virginia. My only friend was two hours away in Washington DC. She invited me up for Christmas, but I decided to stay at my apartment. I was off from work from Dec. 24 to Jan. 2. I bought a bottle of vodka, whisky, and a case of beer....
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fancier:
I am alone tonight too. Christmas can suck it.
Are YOU doing ok?
Are YOU doing ok?
laine666:
merry christmas
merry christmas
Happy Easter!
Notebook F #31
Experience, not reading or listening, is the thing. It is not a matter of indifference whether an idea enters the soul through the eye or through the ear.
#99
I believe it is much better to draw forth out of ourselves than out of Plato: we can misunderstand Plato, but we are at all times close enough to ourselves to assuage all...
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Experience, not reading or listening, is the thing. It is not a matter of indifference whether an idea enters the soul through the eye or through the ear.
#99
I believe it is much better to draw forth out of ourselves than out of Plato: we can misunderstand Plato, but we are at all times close enough to ourselves to assuage all...
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laine666:
great 
i just have to make it a few more hours, then i get to go to work, and then i get to have the next three days off.
the only thing the holidays are good for--extra days off.
i just have to make it a few more hours, then i get to go to work, and then i get to have the next three days off.
the only thing the holidays are good for--extra days off.
laine666:
you'll be drinking to celebrate my days off?
remember what we promised about not being creepy?
remember what we promised about not being creepy?
I think the whole problem was that I got use to being in a relationship. Live together, all spare time together, vacations together. You get off work, and there's someone there. Sure, it got really bad and boring and claustrophobic at the end, but at least there was someone. Now I don't know what to do with my time.
I decided today that I don't...
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I decided today that I don't...
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laine666:
time for sleep now... goodnight
pandamonium:
get your fuckin ass in chat pronto!!
Notebook E #8
There is a great difference between still believing something and again believing it. Still to believe that the moon influences the plants betrays stupidity and superstition, but again to believe it displays philosophy and reflection.
G.C. Lichtenberg
There is a great difference between still believing something and again believing it. Still to believe that the moon influences the plants betrays stupidity and superstition, but again to believe it displays philosophy and reflection.
G.C. Lichtenberg
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silverstreak:
Microwave or actual cooking?
silverstreak:
Do you have raw materials? Pasta is good... toast with eggs on top, or there's always cereal. I don't think that counts as cooking though.
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erica:
Scrabble? I don't play Scrabble!
And I used to live right by John Waters in Baltimore. In the part of the city that Hairspray, Pecker and Serial Mom were based/filmed in.
And I used to live right by John Waters in Baltimore. In the part of the city that Hairspray, Pecker and Serial Mom were based/filmed in.
paintedbat:
thanks for the happy birthday
Everyone I ran into in Texas had a cold and now I'm coming down with the 4th cold of the year. Just in time for xmas! Damn you Texas, damn you!
Everything else is going good. Except no booty. How I miss the booty.
Everything else is going good. Except no booty. How I miss the booty.
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beatrice:
i miss the booty as well. where do you think it went?
jonnytrrrash7:
hmm the sun came out a total of 30 minutes when i was there................sounds like you will be there for a while and i can catch up with you then!!
So my dsl line keeps shutting down every 10 minutes. This can make looking at porn tedious. Very tedious. 
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laine666:
i am feeling... not better, but different....
fatdavid8:
Dear AdamBalm,
I always hope for those rare journal comments that perfectly complement my entries, such as Clara's much earlier response to the entry in which I pretended to think Vioxx and Celebrex had something to do with Stockholm Syndrome, so I thank you for your latest. It suits quite nicely.
FatDavid8
Dear AdamBalm,
I always hope for those rare journal comments that perfectly complement my entries, such as Clara's much earlier response to the entry in which I pretended to think Vioxx and Celebrex had something to do with Stockholm Syndrome, so I thank you for your latest. It suits quite nicely.
FatDavid8
Just back from Texas. Had a great time, but didn't have a enough time. I didn't sleep very well. One night I spent in my friend's house, sleeping in the baby's room. One of her toys made a neighing horse sound every half hour all night. I couldn't find it. It was really bad... and of course funny in retrospect. My dog Hank didn't move...
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paintedbat:
awwwww too bad about your dog! I bet he was really happy to see you
fatdavid8:
I can't believe you requested another man's friendship! What are you: a total poof? Greek? Are we going to have to hold hands as we walk the beaches of Leros at sunset?
Also, could you not see that I already have a trustworthy guard for my harem in demetrius_z?
Actually, welcome to my little family of future survivors of chronic glossolalic abuse. Ya big fat Greek poof!
Also, could you not see that I already have a trustworthy guard for my harem in demetrius_z?
Actually, welcome to my little family of future survivors of chronic glossolalic abuse.
Ya big fat Greek poof!
yay!
i am so excited!