My stomach has been hurting for a week now. My knees ache. I've had a headache on and off for 3 months. My lower back hurts all the time. I'm developing tendonitis. My hair is quickly turning grey. All of my clothes don't fit any more. Things are sliding away, slowing melting. I wouldn't mind so much if I was disentergrating into something new or...
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Maybe I've got mono. 
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disdain:
good man.
disdain:
aww, i have to go to work. you can come with me if you want to. instead of doing crimes, we can stop them. its quite a lot of fun... when there are actually crimes happening (which there hasn't been, but i'm sure we could find some people to harass). i'll let you play with my handcuffs.
Things are changing. It's like... fuck I don't know a better word than karma, but things are starting to turn around for me.
Starting in May I will work at new tattoo shop. I'll split my time between Alternative and PussyCat Tattoo.
Today someone put a bid on my house, it looks like it's going to come through.
Starting in May I will work at new tattoo shop. I'll split my time between Alternative and PussyCat Tattoo.
Today someone put a bid on my house, it looks like it's going to come through.
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fatdavid8:
Congrats on the new job and on the house near-sale. If they give you a list of things to fix before they'll commit, just say, "Oh, yeah, that'll be no problem. I'll just slap some caulk on that, and you'll hardly see it. I love caulk. {make intense eye contact with the wife here} I especially love hot caulk. Don't you? {waggle eyebrows}"
I tell ya, that'll clinch the deal for sure.
I tell ya, that'll clinch the deal for sure.
al:
Okay, awesome. So what about next Sunday, the 8th?
I think we might want the banners altered slightly, but it's just at the ends so it shouldn't be TOO much trouble. And dunx wants his eyepatch a bit bigger. No big design changes. I think they're fucking great.
I think we might want the banners altered slightly, but it's just at the ends so it shouldn't be TOO much trouble. And dunx wants his eyepatch a bit bigger. No big design changes. I think they're fucking great.
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sarahg:
holy crap those are beautiful
sarahg:
i want to save them and look at them lots.. because they dont hurt my allergies. and i love flowers.
you can give me your house!
you can give me your house!
A joke heard on public radio today, surprisingly.
A guy goes to his doctor because there's a dot on his forehead.
The doctor takes one look and says, "Oh my... I've never seen one of these! I've only heard about it in medical school..."
Guy says, "What is it, doctor??"
Doctor says, "Well, in about 6 weeks, you will grow a penis on your forehead."...
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A guy goes to his doctor because there's a dot on his forehead.
The doctor takes one look and says, "Oh my... I've never seen one of these! I've only heard about it in medical school..."
Guy says, "What is it, doctor??"
Doctor says, "Well, in about 6 weeks, you will grow a penis on your forehead."...
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paintedbat:
629?
dude that is sad
I know you can do better then that!
dude that is sad
I know you can do better then that!
Feeling very dissatisfied today. With everything. Mostly me. I need to hang out with people so I can have someone else to blame other than myself.
Fuck it.
I sing the metal heavy
I fuck the u.s. army
and they fuck me
(I can't retreat 'till I do 'em complete)
you scratch my back
I'll scratch your jock-itch
(at least in union there is strength)...
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Fuck it.
I sing the metal heavy
I fuck the u.s. army
and they fuck me
(I can't retreat 'till I do 'em complete)
you scratch my back
I'll scratch your jock-itch
(at least in union there is strength)...
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I have the soul of an overweight 14 year old girl. I'm about to have rocky road ice cream and watch season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
paintedbat:
oh no not Buffy!!!!!!
Man, TV is fucked up.
Show on the History Channel about how Hitler was a drug addict called.... wait for it..... HIGH HITLER!
A show on A&E called Intervention.... tonight's episode is about a cutter. With actual cutting.
I need to get out of this house.
Show on the History Channel about how Hitler was a drug addict called.... wait for it..... HIGH HITLER!
A show on A&E called Intervention.... tonight's episode is about a cutter. With actual cutting.
I need to get out of this house.
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al:
Okay, sounds great. I just don't want you to have to redraw it at all because I want to get inked nooooowwwww! *whines* I don't know why I'm so impatient about it. It's been a year since I came up with it, a few extra weeks shouldn't kill me. You can make my heart as badass as this snake, right?
[Edited on Apr 13, 2005 11:57PM]
[Edited on Apr 13, 2005 11:57PM]
al:
By the way, High Hitler is an awesome name for a show. A couple weeks ago I walked past an Oregonian box and the headline on the front page was, I shit you not, Serial Killer Drawn to Hitler, Zombies. No one believed me when I told them after I got home.
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girlrobot:
well, I prefer my boyfriend to not try and take advantage of my ass when I have poor judgement. but second to that, I prefer something that isn't going to be impossible to get out of my ass in the morning.
There's too many cute girls in the world. Everywhere I go, I end up looking at the girls and not thinking my own thoughts. I could have cured cancer by now if it weren't for you.
And the truth is, all women are cute girls. There. I've said it. I'm not saying I have no taste. I'm saying that if you are female and you...
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And the truth is, all women are cute girls. There. I've said it. I'm not saying I have no taste. I'm saying that if you are female and you...
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margot_dent:
no. no costumes. no. never.
venice:
I don't think I could live in Florida either, at least not for any considerable length of time. I need my rain, and my cold weather, and I need to be able to wear coats and sweaters and shirts with long sleeves. I am an Oregon girl through and through, really.
There's nothing wrong with looking at girls. I feel similarly, about every woman having something special and worth looking at. I stare at girls all the time. I'm not romantically attracted to women, but men just aren't much to look at like women are.
There's nothing wrong with looking at girls. I feel similarly, about every woman having something special and worth looking at. I stare at girls all the time. I'm not romantically attracted to women, but men just aren't much to look at like women are.
Big brown eyes and a gust of wind
and the cherry burns a corner of the page that says the end
is coming soon, not soon enough
Restring all your guitars, pack up all your stuff
'Cause if Robert's dad is right
we might not make it through the night
And I'd hate to go alone
please pick up the phone.
Well a box of...
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and the cherry burns a corner of the page that says the end
is coming soon, not soon enough
Restring all your guitars, pack up all your stuff
'Cause if Robert's dad is right
we might not make it through the night
And I'd hate to go alone
please pick up the phone.
Well a box of...
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posh:
but they are so new to me. cold or not.
disdain:
i hate you. and i want a new tattoo. a heart with banner that says "family." but i don't want it to be boring and plain. and i'm still thinking about what to do to it... ahh! help me!
Things suddenly are busy. I got fed up with living so I started two major new projects the same day. Go me. I will have no extra time for awhile. I like it like this. It's waiting and worrying that kills you, not working too hard.
paintedbat:
fuck I hate waiting
Thanks again, we both love 'em, they look GREAT.