buckknuckle

I moved away from my hometown when I was 28 because I wanted to see the world. The plan was to move around and see things. I had a skill that made it easy to pick up and move anytime I wanted. That first year away I truly lived by myself for the first time in my life. My nearest friend was two hours away....
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Yep. Life sucks.


mc hawkin' foshizzle

Q. Are we not men?
A. We are Devo!

Q. Why do they call me Mr. Happy?
A. Because I'm so....
fucking.....
smart.

Q. What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?

Chores:

Weekly/Daily - Do dishes/clean kitchen. Empty trash and recyclables. Dust. Cook. Clean pool. Pay bills. Paint, draw. Read. Bath. Practice good hygiene. Workout. Study. Walk the dog. Masturbate. Buy groceries. Check email. Call dad. Listen to music. Practice.

Biweekly - Vacuum. Clean bathrooms. Sweep/mop all floors. Mow/yardwork. Laundry. Call a friend. Wash dog. See a movie. Try a different restaurant. Take dog to a...
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What sucks is when you get home from work and have nothing to do so you go to sleep and then wake up at 1 am and you can't sleep anymore so you check your email and there's nothing there and so you go to various websites just for the chance that something will make you tired or satisfied, satisfied like you've seen enough internet...
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Thought for the day:

"If every fourth animal in the world is a beetle, perhaps every fourth person is a dumbfuck."