i am tired, cranky, and have a lot of dishes to do. fuck.
thinking about putting all the dishes in the dishwasher and just blowing that mother to hell. how's THAT for dish doing!
shit, where's the cocktail waitress...
thinking about putting all the dishes in the dishwasher and just blowing that mother to hell. how's THAT for dish doing!
shit, where's the cocktail waitress...
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when i used to bartend at this stupid hipster club.. and people would ask for my specialty drink, i would make them "sex at my house"
1:1 of SoCo and Amaretto
then 3:2:1 of pineapple, oj, and grenadiene.
Some people call it hawaiian punch.. i call it, "you're definitely getting laid tonight."