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Rolanda (Demolitionkitten)s birthday was on Tuesday. I still need to get her a bunch of presents, because she got me such an awesome collection of weirdness for my birthday. I know you all love her, so be sure to wish her well if you havent already, if you can.
I posted a new photo for my profile. If its still showing the Return of the...
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I've finally completed my paper on Michelle Cliff's "No Telephone to Heaven". Now i just have a 10 page paper for Ideology of Evil, another paper for Politics of Difference, and three more for US Studies II.
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While rifling through my collection of empty CD cases, I stumbled across a mixed disc I made at the end of the summer of 2002. I guess...
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I hope you all voted today. I'm in a weird mood. There was an inch or two of snow on the ground when i woke up this morning. I miss the harvest season already.

Strawbettie: The Interview
On a recent constitutional through downtown Portland, Maine, our intrepid reporter, Wesley Thistlerectum stumbled across the one and only Strawbettie, best known for winning the grand prize in the 1985 Paunchy Balding British Male Midwest Subscription Drive. This young lady sold more subscriptions to Paunchy Balding British Male than any youngster in the Midwest.

Interviewer: First of all, how are you doing...
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Its been another long, fun weekend, What can be said about Rev. Horton Heat that hasn't been uttered a million times before? I stayed at my friend Meghann's house in Allston friday and saturday night. We saw the Rev friday, and watched Dr. Strangelove and The Exorcist on Saturday night.
Didnt SNL suck last night? Why dont they do more coke. jeez.

I stepped inside the office building where my dentists office is, and *ZAP* the power goes out. So no dentistry for me on halloween. Yay. Dentistry on Halloween is like giving blood on St. Pattys day.
When I got home, I carved a jack-o-lantern while listening to Son Of Sam, watched the Great Pumpkin, explained halloween to the Russian, then made a ghoulish sandwich.
Now...
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Halloween, and I haveclass at 6pm, and a dentists appointment this afternoon Yay.
I'm debating getting some blood caplets and biting down on them when they take x-rays with those awful pointy film things. Wouldnt that be a hoot.


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A moment of silence for that Jam Master, known as Jay.

Another excerpt from teh November issue of Paunchy balding British Male, this time with the lovely Demolition Kitten
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Today, Wesley Thistlerectums Interview is with the lovely Rolanda Jackson. In this candid conversation, Wesley discusses paint fumes, the complexities of child rearing, the Polar Bear Club, and her love for Paunchy Balding British Males.

Interviewer: Hello Ms. Jackson, how are you today?

Demolitionkitten: I'm a...
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The following is an interview froma certain popular British magazine...

Interviewer: So, Matt, what have you been up to lately?

Matt: Oh you know, same ol' thang, polishin' my caddie, and duckin tha po-lice.

Interviewer: Umm, what?

Matt: Huh? Oh sorry, I've been watching Dolemite.

Interviewer: Really?

Matt: No. I'm just a big dork.

Interviewer: Fascinating! Tell me more!

Matt: Well, yesterday, I helped my...
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Todays stupid dream: Discussing the Israeli Palestinian conflict with Darth Vader at Great America. His voice was not done by James Earl Jones though. Instead it was that guy who did the voice of Garfield and Peter Venkman from the Ghost Busters Cartoon. He was pretty insightful.