I hope you all voted today. I'm in a weird mood. There was an inch or two of snow on the ground when i woke up this morning. I miss the harvest season already.
Strawbettie: The Interview
On a recent constitutional through downtown Portland, Maine, our intrepid reporter, Wesley Thistlerectum stumbled across the one and only Strawbettie, best known for winning the grand prize in the 1985 Paunchy Balding British Male Midwest Subscription Drive. This young lady sold more subscriptions to Paunchy Balding British Male than any youngster in the Midwest.
Interviewer: First of all, how are you doing...
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On a recent constitutional through downtown Portland, Maine, our intrepid reporter, Wesley Thistlerectum stumbled across the one and only Strawbettie, best known for winning the grand prize in the 1985 Paunchy Balding British Male Midwest Subscription Drive. This young lady sold more subscriptions to Paunchy Balding British Male than any youngster in the Midwest.
Interviewer: First of all, how are you doing...
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indie:
wow that is a long interview!
Its been another long, fun weekend, What can be said about Rev. Horton Heat that hasn't been uttered a million times before? I stayed at my friend Meghann's house in Allston friday and saturday night. We saw the Rev friday, and watched Dr. Strangelove and The Exorcist on Saturday night.
Didnt SNL suck last night? Why dont they do more coke. jeez.
Didnt SNL suck last night? Why dont they do more coke. jeez.
I stepped inside the office building where my dentists office is, and *ZAP* the power goes out. So no dentistry for me on halloween. Yay. Dentistry on Halloween is like giving blood on St. Pattys day.
When I got home, I carved a jack-o-lantern while listening to Son Of Sam, watched the Great Pumpkin, explained halloween to the Russian, then made a ghoulish sandwich.
Now...
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When I got home, I carved a jack-o-lantern while listening to Son Of Sam, watched the Great Pumpkin, explained halloween to the Russian, then made a ghoulish sandwich.
Now...
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navin:
happy halloween! i listened to son of sam today too... and misfits... and samhain.. and...
indie:
Happy Halloween
Halloween, and I haveclass at 6pm, and a dentists appointment this afternoon Yay.
I'm debating getting some blood caplets and biting down on them when they take x-rays with those awful pointy film things. Wouldnt that be a hoot.
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A moment of silence for that Jam Master, known as Jay.
I'm debating getting some blood caplets and biting down on them when they take x-rays with those awful pointy film things. Wouldnt that be a hoot.
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A moment of silence for that Jam Master, known as Jay.
Another excerpt from teh November issue of Paunchy balding British Male, this time with the lovely Demolition Kitten
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Today, Wesley Thistlerectums Interview is with the lovely Rolanda Jackson. In this candid conversation, Wesley discusses paint fumes, the complexities of child rearing, the Polar Bear Club, and her love for Paunchy Balding British Males.
Interviewer: Hello Ms. Jackson, how are you today?
Demolitionkitten: I'm a...
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Today, Wesley Thistlerectums Interview is with the lovely Rolanda Jackson. In this candid conversation, Wesley discusses paint fumes, the complexities of child rearing, the Polar Bear Club, and her love for Paunchy Balding British Males.
Interviewer: Hello Ms. Jackson, how are you today?
Demolitionkitten: I'm a...
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jolene:
these interviews are fucking hilarious! tell rolanda i said hi.
The following is an interview froma certain popular British magazine...
Interviewer: So, Matt, what have you been up to lately?
Matt: Oh you know, same ol' thang, polishin' my caddie, and duckin tha po-lice.
Interviewer: Umm, what?
Matt: Huh? Oh sorry, I've been watching Dolemite.
Interviewer: Really?
Matt: No. I'm just a big dork.
Interviewer: Fascinating! Tell me more!
Matt: Well, yesterday, I helped my...
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Interviewer: So, Matt, what have you been up to lately?
Matt: Oh you know, same ol' thang, polishin' my caddie, and duckin tha po-lice.
Interviewer: Umm, what?
Matt: Huh? Oh sorry, I've been watching Dolemite.
Interviewer: Really?
Matt: No. I'm just a big dork.
Interviewer: Fascinating! Tell me more!
Matt: Well, yesterday, I helped my...
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Todays stupid dream: Discussing the Israeli Palestinian conflict with Darth Vader at Great America. His voice was not done by James Earl Jones though. Instead it was that guy who did the voice of Garfield and Peter Venkman from the Ghost Busters Cartoon. He was pretty insightful.
Fear the mustache....
ITS COMING!!
ITS COMING!!
Theres some kinda love, theres some kinda hate
the maggots in the iron lung wont copulate
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah
Whoah-whoah
oh-oh-oh
Here the cats cry, little tortured babies in pain,
cracked necks on settled limbs, they dont hesitate
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baby
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah
Whoah-whoah
oh-oh-oh
Theres some kinda love, theres some kinda hate
We're gonna tell...
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the maggots in the iron lung wont copulate
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah
Whoah-whoah
oh-oh-oh
Here the cats cry, little tortured babies in pain,
cracked necks on settled limbs, they dont hesitate
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Baby
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
and its whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah
Whoah-whoah
oh-oh-oh
Theres some kinda love, theres some kinda hate
We're gonna tell...
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Another strange dream last night. No Michael Jackson this time, thank god. However, in this dream, I am lying in bed with someone, early in the morning. Light is streaming in through the curtains, onto the bed. The girl I am with is an amalgamation of people I know, I am unsure whether we are married or just a couple. The light slinks up, over...
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No creepy Michael Jackson dreams last night. I dont remember any at all, actually.
Demolitionkitten and I have acquired matching switchblades from E Bay. Hers is pink, mine is black and blue. Be patient with her if you do see her, because her knife threatening technique is still kind of green. Shes not coming round these Suicide Girl parts no more, though, so you dont...
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Demolitionkitten and I have acquired matching switchblades from E Bay. Hers is pink, mine is black and blue. Be patient with her if you do see her, because her knife threatening technique is still kind of green. Shes not coming round these Suicide Girl parts no more, though, so you dont...
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