broadwaybee's SuicideGirls Blog

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

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skryche:

I always called what most people call the "hokey pokey" "The Dance That Is Known For Including The Hokey Pokey". 'cause isn't the Hokey Pokey just the part where you turn yourself around?

Sep 8, 2004

lydia:

THEN WE DIE!

Sep 10, 2004

Everything is just so volatile.

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hellomrworld:

NY is nothing else if not tiring ... i live in harlem/wash heights ... loud at all hours

Sep 5, 2004

legionnaire:

Yep. Especially those volatile liquids. Like fluorine. Damned, damned fluorine.

Sep 6, 2004

Alright, seriously. When did it become an option for the City of New York to use a jackhammer on my front stoop at 8:00am sharp?

Who said that was OK?

And where can I find this person?

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carebear:

That's just not right...not at all

Sep 3, 2004

legionnaire:

Oh shit, sorry about that. That's totally my fault. I won't do it again, I promise.

Thanks a lot for the birthday wishes. Plans are in the works for a brownie-fueled ridiculing of Resident Evil: Apocalypse. You interested?

Sep 4, 2004

Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?

Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up...
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ymonster:

Come to your house? I don't see how that would be convenient at all for me--much less sanitary with all the pets you have....

Aug 30, 2004

oki:

nice

Aug 31, 2004

Mmm, wasabi peas.

Rules for being in New York City:

1. Let me OFF before you try to push your way ON.

2. Get the fuck out of my way.

3. Keep moving. There will be another tall building to stare at in amazement on the next block.

4. Shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear your business.

5. Do not bring your 4 toddlers everywhere...
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oki:

hahaha. i don't relate because i live in the fucking country but for some reason it made me laugh.

Aug 29, 2004

throatneedle:

'....and the Jew's claw!'

Aug 29, 2004

Have you had it up to HERE?

Customer Disservice

Check it out.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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twwly:

Taxidermied duckling???!!

I want to see pictures!

Aug 26, 2004

fenchurch:

aw, shucks. well it's the thought that counts darlin, seriously i'm never disappointed when people are like 'I would have blah blah....the thought is good enough for me, and taking the time to express it. Thanks love.

Aug 26, 2004

Dude.

I saw a license plate last night that said:

IMRIKJMS

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That is all.

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iggy:

Aug 22, 2004

twwly:

That's fuckin hilarious.

Aug 22, 2004

I love my apartment.

I love my boyfriend.

I love my cats.

I love my new yoga mat.

I love my job.

I love my Dad.

I love my friends (you know who you are).

I love New York.

I love my curls.

I love my hookah.

I love my hamsters.

I love the autumn.

I love my fishies.

I love Olive's Cafe.

I love...
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vyeseleph:

Your wish is my command.

Aug 20, 2004

wuvmonki:

Aaaah the love. Can't beat that.

Aug 21, 2004

Meh.

1. Dan's starting Law School tomorrow. This means Girlie's gonna have a shitload of free time. Yay: I'll see more of my friends whom I love dearly. Boo: I'll see less of my hot boyfriend whom I love dearly.

2. I started my Get-Back-On-Track-at-the-Gym movement today. I was all pumped up! Nothing better than feeling your sneakers hit the treadmill to the beat...
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