WOW I'm super-sore from the gym. I guess that's what happens when you take two days off to DRINK. Sheesh. 
You know what really irks me? Overweight people on the subway. Don't get me wrong - I am by no means slight...but when a woman with an ass as wide as a Volkswagon sits down beside me, then gives ME a dirty look because I'm wedged up beside, almost BENEATH, her - as if it's MY ASS that's too fucking big for the seat....it makes me think horrible things.
The only thing worse, I think, is when the same scenario is soon followed by the unveiling of a McDonalds To-Go bag and the fry-munching begins. Am I the only one who thinks the smell of McDonalds in any capacity is absolutely heinous?
In any case...it's Tuesday. Hooray for Tuesday.
You know what really irks me? Overweight people on the subway. Don't get me wrong - I am by no means slight...but when a woman with an ass as wide as a Volkswagon sits down beside me, then gives ME a dirty look because I'm wedged up beside, almost BENEATH, her - as if it's MY ASS that's too fucking big for the seat....it makes me think horrible things.
The only thing worse, I think, is when the same scenario is soon followed by the unveiling of a McDonalds To-Go bag and the fry-munching begins. Am I the only one who thinks the smell of McDonalds in any capacity is absolutely heinous?
In any case...it's Tuesday. Hooray for Tuesday.
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they stopped , lucky for my brain