Sweet Holy Mother of CHRIST on the CROSS, Portia is UNBELIEVEABLE. I cannot believe my eyes.
I think I'm in love. If I weren't already betrothed to the woman of my dreams, I would be banging down Portia's door on a fit of passion.
In other news, my recently-stretched 6g lobe is very angry at me, it seems. Pus, swelling, soreness, the whole bit.
Silly piercings. I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH SEA SALT!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!
I think I'm in love. If I weren't already betrothed to the woman of my dreams, I would be banging down Portia's door on a fit of passion.
In other news, my recently-stretched 6g lobe is very angry at me, it seems. Pus, swelling, soreness, the whole bit.
Silly piercings. I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH SEA SALT!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!
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*sound of penis knocking on underneath of table*