Okay, so now I'm a master of psychology...
Who wants to make out with me?
Come on.
I'll give you $1.
(I'll give you $2 if you let me stick my tongue in your mouth.
)
But seriously, I'm really a master of psychology.
Graduation went great today, until John McCain spoke at commencement and then it was all downhill from there. I was so frustrated, it was MY graduation why is he talking about the Iraq War and how he votes in the Senate. I DON'T CARE! Talk about me and my future! Tell me how great life is going to be, not how badly politics are right now. A heckler in the audience put it best: "This isn't an election, this is a graduation!" Seriously, it's like going to someone elses wedding and making a toast about how great your own wedding was the year before.
And seriously, I need some graduation lovin' after all that!
Congrats Class of 2006!
PS: So where's my make-out and beer?
Who wants to make out with me?
Come on.
I'll give you $1.
(I'll give you $2 if you let me stick my tongue in your mouth.
)
But seriously, I'm really a master of psychology.
Graduation went great today, until John McCain spoke at commencement and then it was all downhill from there. I was so frustrated, it was MY graduation why is he talking about the Iraq War and how he votes in the Senate. I DON'T CARE! Talk about me and my future! Tell me how great life is going to be, not how badly politics are right now. A heckler in the audience put it best: "This isn't an election, this is a graduation!" Seriously, it's like going to someone elses wedding and making a toast about how great your own wedding was the year before.
And seriously, I need some graduation lovin' after all that!
Congrats Class of 2006!
PS: So where's my make-out and beer?
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I would so take you up on your offer and you would save money cause I would have done it for free. But there are too many miles between us (and the fact that i'm an old fart).
If you were in Big D I would have baked you a beautiful cake for your graduation.
Hope you have a great weekend.
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