Happily hangs a sign on the door reading "Gone Fishing"...takes a long pensive look, glances around for witnesses and tilts it to look more homely...
Happy holidays everyone...see you in 3 weeks!!

says ciao!
Chinese for beginners:
wo yao he qi pijiu he sai pingpangqiu zheng wo bu chuan kuzi...
I want to drink 7 beers and paly ping-pong while I'm not wearing any pants!
And..have you seen polythene pam? She's so good-looking that she looks like a man,