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"12 Weeks of Shutdown" song parody

Apr 30, 2020
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This is an original parody I came up with today. It is sung to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas.

For the First Week of shutdown my two kids gave to me:

A painting of our home,

Two singing shows,

Three short naps,

Four French toast sticks,

Five minutes of peace,

Six screaming matches,

Seven slammed doors a

Eight mini-strokes,

Nine spilt drinks,

Ten little shits,

Eleven stitches and counting,

On the Twelve week of shut down my Wife got for me a date for a vasectomy.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
caveman76:
Already went through that. Was not a happy time.
May 3, 2020
verdgyvi:
Mmm
May 3, 2020

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