I'm bored. Almost bored enough that I wish I'd gone to a bonfire the other foreigners were having somewhere near the sea or river or something. Too cold for me to wanta go outside tonight though.
I just remembered something amusing that happened when I was working at a motorway service station (roadhouse for aussies) earlier this year. I was working in the shop there at about 2am and this dude comes running in "I want to speak to the manager I want to make a complaint!"
"Oh really? What's wrong? there's no manager here right now, I'm in charge of this shop"
"There's.. there's.. it's sick!! There's.. in the men's bathroom.."
"Umm...?"
"This guy and, then this other guy, they went in.. together.. into cubicles!I could hear them! there could be kids here! Will you call the police?"
"Ah hmm. Well I can't leave the shop right now, I'll call the restaurant manager and get him to check it out."
...
I call my buddy Kumar the funny Indian dude who works in the restaurant.
"Yo Kumar, go into the toilets and check out the locked stalls"
"...."
"Just do it yo"
....
The guy in the shop disappears somewhere. A few minutes later Kumar comes in
"You is the fucking bastard! that's sick! man!And it wasn't one stall, it was two!Fuck you no breakfast for you..."
And as he's talking a Royal Airforce Officer, in uniform walks past the shop coming from the bathroom, I wander over to the entrance so I can check out what was going on - the other guy was some scruffy looking dirty truck driver.
I checked out the stalls, one had "Now you owe me ten quid" written in permanent black marker on the door haha. The police weren't called, the guys had their fun I guess. Just one guy jerked off whilst the other watched him. I never did decide which was which though.
Nearly as interesting as the Pikey visitors. I sometimes got. Less scary too. I hate fucking Pikeys. (I got accused of racism the other day for speaking that way about Pikeys. I don't think its racism because Pikeys aren't a race. They're just people who choose to steal instead of work and live on public land. They're scum. Fucking Pikeys)
I just remembered something amusing that happened when I was working at a motorway service station (roadhouse for aussies) earlier this year. I was working in the shop there at about 2am and this dude comes running in "I want to speak to the manager I want to make a complaint!"
"Oh really? What's wrong? there's no manager here right now, I'm in charge of this shop"
"There's.. there's.. it's sick!! There's.. in the men's bathroom.."
"Umm...?"
"This guy and, then this other guy, they went in.. together.. into cubicles!I could hear them! there could be kids here! Will you call the police?"
"Ah hmm. Well I can't leave the shop right now, I'll call the restaurant manager and get him to check it out."
...
I call my buddy Kumar the funny Indian dude who works in the restaurant.
"Yo Kumar, go into the toilets and check out the locked stalls"
"...."
"Just do it yo"
....
The guy in the shop disappears somewhere. A few minutes later Kumar comes in
"You is the fucking bastard! that's sick! man!And it wasn't one stall, it was two!Fuck you no breakfast for you..."
And as he's talking a Royal Airforce Officer, in uniform walks past the shop coming from the bathroom, I wander over to the entrance so I can check out what was going on - the other guy was some scruffy looking dirty truck driver.
I checked out the stalls, one had "Now you owe me ten quid" written in permanent black marker on the door haha. The police weren't called, the guys had their fun I guess. Just one guy jerked off whilst the other watched him. I never did decide which was which though.
Nearly as interesting as the Pikey visitors. I sometimes got. Less scary too. I hate fucking Pikeys. (I got accused of racism the other day for speaking that way about Pikeys. I don't think its racism because Pikeys aren't a race. They're just people who choose to steal instead of work and live on public land. They're scum. Fucking Pikeys)