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Dear cute girl, who works at the mall

I want to be your friend.

I don't want to treat you badly. I don't want to see you naked. I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want to own you. I don't want to change you. I don't want you to feel like you have to change to please me.

I do want...
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burbankcitylines:
These situations will make you nuts.

Take advice from a seasoned vet on the matter.

I have had many a "Supermarket Checker" crush and they have not been to my benefit.

-Sean in LA
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Robots working and living in the home.

Are you for it or against it?

robot
mistereel:
against.
when they become self aware i dont want to be anywhere near. see i plan on having sex with robots. so as long as they dont realize whats going on its all good. but once they realize that im basically raping them i dont they'll be to happy.
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I want a nice home cooked meal. Spaghetti. Yea spaghetti. Home made sauce with mushrooms. Garlic bread made with garlic powder, not garlic salt. Lots of garlic bread.

And sex. I want hot sex. blackeyed
kestrel:
Yep, my baby is a Sun. Are you a bird person, as well? smile
Jendays have no yellow on their wings! wink
kestrel:
Aww, you should put up pictures of your Maroon Belly. Conures are the best birds in the world. I have a sulfer crested cockatoo, as well, but you wouldn't know that from my pictures. wink
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Lost in translation on DVD today

See you fellas in a week.
ebin:
I NEED to see that movie. See ya in a week!
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Yesterday was a good day for science.

1. Mini documentary on PBS about the inventor of the super soaker.

2. Couldn't remember all of the planets so I drew them all out.

3. Developed a theory about Saturn's rings. I don't know for sure how they got there but If I'm right then I'm totally cool. I should do research.

Did you know that hot...
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machfive:
It's a pretty awesome song, you should hunt down a copy of their first record!
muzencab:
right arm.

Wish I had tv, and cable. stephen hawking has a very interesting life story.

peas
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In the few months I've been a member of this site I have learned a lot.

I credit this mostly to Al.

Thank you.
irina:
Panache, as entered into Merriam-Webster Online:

Main Entry: panache
Pronunciation: p&-'nash, -'nsh
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French pennache, from Old Italian pennacchio, from Late Latin pinnaculum small wing -- more at PINNACLE
1 : an ornamental tuft (as of feathers) especially on a helmet
2 : dash or flamboyance in style and action : VERVE

And you are, perhaps, here?

I don't know you, but I do know that I think I love you. Did you get that? Sure you did. Great. Yes, so thank you for your comment. You will be my friend now. And I will be posting some photos soon; lucky you.

Don't let the bastards grind you down,
~Irina
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A friendly conversation about Battle Royale can lead to very bad things.
er:
bad like good?
or bad like naughty?

or...bad like bad...
er:
i'm around and nosy if you need someone to tell
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Dear friends,

Really though, I'm sick of "amputate"

It's time to move on.

I know that the change will be hard, but be strong, we can work through it. Work through it together.
velvetone_fusion:
Yes! Chumbawamba does indeed rock my socks love
mistereel:
cant...deal...with...another.....change......must kill......
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Dearest of my dear friends,

I would like to leave the doldrums of this weekend by escaping into a nice book. Unfortunately I keep falling asleep.

This will never do.

Love always,

your most dedicated of friends,

Always and forever,

Andrew.

P.S. I'm listless.
muzencab:
hey homes, what book you readin? Havent said hi in a while, so hi.
now read the fuckin book.

stay kool bro.
er:
then we'll do it together, love.
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All of my cameras components have been returned to me. Battery, CF card, Charger and Camera. When their powers combine I become PRETENTIOUS TEENAGE PICTURE TAKER!

The internet masses shall be crushed under the tremendous weight and poignancy of the pictures I take... OF MY CAT and the all encompassing awesomeness (Oh, you'll be awed) of the pictures OF MY SHOES!

There is no escape....
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charley:
I still want a t-shirt by tha way...
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So I have this can crusher bolted to the wall in my living room. On this crusher is a sticker that reads "THE CRUSHER"

I walked by "THE CRUSHER" the other day and noticed that there wasn't a picture of a giant evil robot drawn on it.

well I'll tell you right now that I got right to work on drawing up an evil crush...
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